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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 28, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 3 months ago

    American Pig, stay away from me…

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    BasilBruce  3 months ago

    So who’s the shortstop?

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    wiatr Premium Member 3 months ago

    Should we wonder which Guess Who record was stolen?

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    When you steal a joke, it’s good to steal from the best. Very well done. (Was the man named Hu, and did he play baseball?)

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Way to get that last jab in, Pig.

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    LeeCox  3 months ago

    Somewhere, Abbot and Costello are laughing their heads off!

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    eolan59  3 months ago

    Abbott and Costello are rolling in their graves

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’d add: “Guess Who stole the Who record”

    After today I’ll see at Eugene Ionesco as an amateur.

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    Ratkin  3 months ago

    That’s a wrap. It was a CD operation anyway.

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    alasko  3 months ago

    Guess Who, our guys! Still not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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    jmarkoff2  3 months ago

    I thought this would build up to Bohemian Rap CD, but what we got is even better.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    Yippee, I get to be the first one to ask:

    Who’s on first? Guess Who?

    Who’s on second? Must be Canned Heat; they beat the rap.

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    Wasa Bista  3 months ago

    Nice! I thought this was going to be another elaborate pun but you went in an “Abbot & Costello” direction.

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    comic4matt  3 months ago

    I expected a "Bohemian Rap CD’’ joke

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    This is great, like the classic “Who’s on First.”

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    DamnHappyChappy  3 months ago

    Brilliant.

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Good one!

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    tonypezzano  3 months ago

    Third base!

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    MeanBob Premium Member 3 months ago

    You know Pastis, Dante described your ultimate fate some time ago.

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    Retake on a Pastis classic, October 19, 2014!

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    dadoctah  3 months ago

    And she stole Zenyatta Mondatta, so now she has a Police record….

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    Yontrop  3 months ago

    Guess Who doesn’t even know what happened.

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    Classyladyor Premium Member 3 months ago

    Too bad the cartoonist is to lazy to think up anything new. He / She should be ashamed of themselves.

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    ShadowBeast  3 months ago

    This is revenge from Stephan to Rat.

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    Zoturdley Premium Member 3 months ago

    Great strip. Abbott and Costello would love it.

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    zerotvus  3 months ago

    which Canned Heat CD?

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    Egrayjames  3 months ago

    Sounds like Pig’s friends are a Motley Crew.

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    kunkie Premium Member 3 months ago

    Great comic today! Got me chuckling before I finished my first cup of coffee!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Funniest Sunday strip in a while

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    daveoverpar  3 months ago

    Well done, Pastis, well done.

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    Geophyzz  3 months ago

    This is cartoonist Hall of Fame material. Sure, it’s a takeoff, but genius nonetheless.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  3 months ago

    They need better titles for those albums.

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    jessie d. Premium Member 3 months ago

    Gad, that gave me a headache just getting through all that. I need to sue the cartoonist. Hey, he use to be a lawyer. Steve how about I hire you to sue yourself with the goodly portion of the proceeds coming to me not you? Hey one has to be careful around attorneys they’ll send you to jail.

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    Tigrisan Premium Member 3 months ago

    This was perfectly done! I loved it.

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    Achtung  3 months ago

    Abbott and Costello will be paying you a visit

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    Liam Astle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Third base.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    Oh Stephan Stephan Stephan.

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    Reader  3 months ago

    Nice – for the record!

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    joventer567  3 months ago

    This was hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh!

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    cslice  3 months ago

    Cue up a Judas Priest song, followed by a Warren Zevon song…

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    Alice Brady Premium Member 3 months ago

    Honestly? Did you hurt yourself coming up with this one????

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    mail2jbl  3 months ago

    Another Abbott and Costello routine, I see!

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Who’s on first? LOL

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    jmartin1955  3 months ago

    Great “who’s on first” -homage – loved it

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    sstclare Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s sad when you give up reading a comic strip halfway through.

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    chris_o42  3 months ago

    Now that took a lot of work. Bravo Stephan!

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 3 months ago

    I hope you got that on tape.

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    LeeYoung Premium Member 3 months ago

    An alltime classic. Brilliant!!!!!

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    Thomas R. Williams  3 months ago

    Only steal from the very best—Harry Shearer & the Credibility Gaps “Rock Festival” with the Who, the Guess Who, and Yes…who stole the bit from Abbott & Costello. s://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BmTYpVtICE

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    rssutton9  3 months ago

    Wonderfully creative. It’s a gnarly mind that thinks these up.

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    dsom8  3 months ago

    Does this mean Pastis is back?

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Say good night Gracie……

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    I’m as confused as Rat.

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    Cincoflex  3 months ago

    Brilliant update, hee!

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    gmu328  3 months ago

    Pig is a great straight man, up there with Bud Abbott’s performance.

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    Lola85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Thanks so much, Stephan. Any time I find something funny enough to laugh out loud, it’s a good day.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 3 months ago

    NIAGARA FALLS! SLOOOOOWLY I TURNED…

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    KEA  3 months ago

    never gets old

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    j.l.farmer  3 months ago

    very clever, Mr. Pastis, very clever

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    jannichols2000  3 months ago

    I love it! Poor rat.

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    nancywilson51  3 months ago

    Abbott and Costello would be proud!

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    Perkycat  3 months ago

    Thanks for a good morning laugh!! I loved it!

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    Best PBS in a long time:

    More Puns Pastis!

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    Calideb62 Premium Member 3 months ago

    …wondering if anyone born after 1965 will get this (present company excluded sigh)

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    billrobinsonmusic  3 months ago

    Kind of like very hot peppers; hurts, but I eat them anyway.

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    artmer  3 months ago

    Well done, Stephan, well done.

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    mordalo  3 months ago

    Third Base! (Sorry if this was said before, I slept in today.)

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    Lydushka  3 months ago

    THIRD BASE!

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    Flower Girl  3 months ago

    Instantly recognizable as a “Who’s on first?” derivative, but very punny! :)

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    tripwire45  3 months ago

    Who uses CDs anymore? And I thought vinyl was making a come back.

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    DCBakerEsq  3 months ago

    Hey, Abbott.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Now I know who’s on first…hurray for a brilliant pun day Mr Pastis. Brilliant.

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    kd1sq  3 months ago

    Hmmm, Toon Boy is a lawyer. Snuffles is a cute, fluffy little white cat. Has anyone ever seen the two of them on the same Zoom call?

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    rstove428 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I kept waiting for one of Pastis’ awful puns to end the word play…. wait!…. is this whole genius conversation an awful pun? Unsure of comedy definitions. Brilliant strip, Hall of Fame quality.

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    Hatter  3 months ago

    Friends of Mine, just don’t get it.

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    michael3114  3 months ago

    Abbott and Costello would be proud.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  3 months ago

    It’s like “Who’s On First” on COKE!!!

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    liberalnlovinit  3 months ago

    Old joke. New take.

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    Mr. Snuffles' Accomplice Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m surprised Rat didn’t “rap” Pastis on the head and have Pig “record” it.

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    Bookworm  3 months ago

    “Everything Old is New Again.” And still funny!

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    Rokittman  3 months ago

    Thanks Pig, my head’s still spinning …..at 78 rpm!

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    alexius23  3 months ago

    Convoluted fun

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    Canned Heat was pretty decent.

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    Solaricious Premium Member 3 months ago

    Stephan’s going to get an invoice from the estates of Abbott and Costello…

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    That_Dű̧͔͔͉̗̞̹de4 ツ  3 months ago

    Pls guys… What’s your favorite video game. I don’t have any to play right now.

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    vics_machine Premium Member 3 months ago

    Pastis must have heard the Credibility Gap.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BmTYpVtICE

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    unfair.de  3 months ago

    Hey Stephan Pastis, who’s going to get the royalties for the copyright on this one? :-D

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    delennwen  3 months ago

    Reagan to an advisor: “Would you please remind me who is the leader of the PLO?” “Yasser, Mr. President.” “Thank you, but please tell me his name.” “Yasser”. . . .

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    delennwen  3 months ago

    Reagan to an advisor: “Would you please remind me who is the leader of the PLO?” “Yasser, Mr. President.” “Thank you, but please tell me his name.” “Arafat" “Don’t tell me I’m fat, I want to know his name!”

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    WimtenBrink2  3 months ago

    Did the Who get involved too?

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    knight1192a  3 months ago

    Followed that a lot better than Rat did.

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    mmduzi  3 months ago

    Abbot and Costello have nothing to fear

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    JPuzzleWhiz  3 months ago

    Pig got Rat’s goat!

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    vacman  3 months ago

    For equally delightful back and forth, check out O’Brian & Valdez on You Tube. Had the pleasure of seeing them live in Columbia S.C.. Never forgot that skit.

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    vacman  3 months ago

    Congrats Pastis!!! This has got to be the best I have read of your work. Loved it.

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    ThePhantomofLight  3 months ago

    Owwwwww

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    hmvanyel  3 months ago

    Airplane II: did have a good bit based on “Who’s on First” which was an old vaudeville routine by the time they made it famous with their version.

    Over Macho Grande

    https://youtu.be/JswFF2dKiLM

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    Eric S   3 months ago

    but who has the rhapsody?

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    asrialfeeple  3 months ago

    And this is why I use streaming. I don’t take the rap, but will go on record and say it’s a terrible pun.

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    whahoppened  3 months ago

    Wonder where the inspiration for THAT came from? /s

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    SofaKing  3 months ago

    Canned Heat playing at Woodstock…brilliant.

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    WF11  3 months ago

    This reminds me of a headline I saw once, back in the early 1970’s. It said “Record Price Increase” and I though, uh-oh, another round of uncontrolled inflation, etc. It turned out that the price of records was going up.

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    Logical Mostly  3 months ago

    This was great, but the first time that he played this riff was truly spectacular.https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2014/10/19

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    joseph.blass  3 months ago

    Hey, Ab-baaaaat!

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    willkepley  3 months ago

    3rd Base!

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    WilliamDoerfler  3 months ago

    Well done.

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    PuppyPapa  3 months ago

    Heard another variation on that recently, based on all the passwords we need today.

    “So what is the password for the office wi fi?”

    “I can’t tell you.”

    And I’m sure you can see where it goes from there.

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    The brilliance of Pastis.

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    Thinkingblade  3 months ago

    Ahhhh, Mr. Pastis, nicely done. :-)

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    I think Stephan is getting Pastis prime.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 3 months ago

    Very Clever ♥♥

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Who’s on First, re-jiggered by Cartoon-Boy for 21st Century sensibilities. Rat took as much as he could of it, then passed out—watch your blood pressure, Rat….

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    JoMama  3 months ago

    Bravo Stephan! Home Run bro!

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    Somewhere Bud and Lou are smiling.

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    Judeeye Premium Member 3 months ago

    That was fantastic.

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    msandman1943  3 months ago

    Abbott and Costello are smiling, up there.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 3 months ago

    Brilliant! A worthy rival to “Who’s on First”!

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    gawkface  3 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KcGNF0Is4U

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    redback  3 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1t7OCESUw

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    shelly  3 months ago

    well done

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    Bryan Smith Premium Member 3 months ago

    I prefer the song called Canned Heat by Jamiroquai

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    Altar_Ego  3 months ago

    These Eyes are Crying….

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    CptnSpldng  3 months ago

    This is good but the best still remains the free atlas from the seafood store. https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2008/06/15

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    ag agent  2 months ago

    Fantastic

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    abraxas  2 months ago

    This is almost beautiful.

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    FRISCOLA  2 months ago

    BRILLIANT PASTIS!!!!!!

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    PBS1!  2 months ago

    I confess, when I saw the first panel I thought there was a pun coming

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