I wouldn’t take Gary as my rôle model for romantic endeavors, Travis. Blondie will probably dump him in ten minutes. Besides, you lack certain assets that most young ladies cruising the bar scene probably expect in a guy….
Missed it by that much!
Thes concepts are almost as good as anything that made it to TV, and better than some!
The “Wise Ass on the Hill” is rapidly becoming the Overused Boring Trope in This Comic.
Anyway, since when did Reality and Fair have anything to do with each other?
Hey, it’s cute! Who cares if it works or not?
(Like the Monty Python Spanish Inquisition figurine I got; the battery died early and was of course inaccessible and hence irreplaceable….)
It would seem he was born when they were very young and not yet married, so they put him up for adoption….
Try harder, Ben. Lhasa had a similar crazy, hippy upbringing, and thrived, becoming quite the world singer. You, by contrast, have become a paunchy , self-pitying, wanderer….
Ideally, Pierpoint might even be right!
In reality, he’s kinda thick….
No chance, I ain’t no Johnny Reb!
(Did live in Texas for a short while; does that count?)
(Also, I have a friend named Robin. Phly, Robin, phly!) https://tinyurl.com/ntcoj5h
—Thanks to Urban Dictionary for bailing me out when all else failed (or wanted to charge admission).
One of the advantages of being a zombie is that your nose may have fallen off….
Oh, c’mon, Wally! You’re too smart to fall for that advertising crap.
Wally? Wally? WALLY!