One day the worm will turn, Leopold, and Lab Rat will have you dancing for you keep….
Hail, Lab Rat, always-survivor!
Better yet, lock your door, turn the lights off, go to bed, avoid all the stress, and awaken refreshed in the morning….
He’s normal, in other words!
At least Pig’s Dream is attainable (at some cost to body weight)! Urp!
Ohh, that naughty Venus! Captain Odom doesn’t have a chance; he’s doomed!
Moonie is too young to have been a first-run viewer, but I’m sure he’s seen The Wizard of Oz often enough on TV or computer to know what’s really scary….
Oxford, please join Tiffany in sitting down to a good meal accompanied by the music of the harp. The saganaki appetizer is served; start with a nice chilled retsina. Maybe Gunther will free himself and sneak back in to enjoy dinner and the evening with you and the entourage….
No, not pita with your EVOO and saganaki: you want psomi choriatiko, delicious country-style style bread that really soaks up the oil!
Walking around stark naked is so liberating—for bears and porcupines….
See? This farrago is what happens when you pop too many of those yellow and blue pills at one time. Not even an Emergency Clown Nose can hide the bitter effects. You begin to fantasize about giant children, ’40s-style “sweater girls,” nightly revels on the Wild Side, swagger suits, special beds, toilet articles, home furnishings to suit all tastes, —even hamburger suits (whatever they may be).
Let this be a lesson to you, children! Now, say your prayers and beg frog-giveness of Sister Teresa of the Perpetually Lame….