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An Iowa woman dropped her smartphone more than 1,000 feet from a biplane, then found it in someone's backyard, unscathed, by using the Find my iPhone app. Somewhere up there, Steve Jobs is screaming about the integrity of using a closed system. Or maybe he's among us today, building better iPhones? 

Bloomberg reports that Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is worth over $150 billion, toppling Microsoft’s Bill Gates as the wealthiest person in modern history. The best way to pay homage? Get that blender you put on your Amazon wish list and treat yourself! Alexa told us you really wanted it. 

David Hasselhoff, who inspired a generation of pubescent boys with the TV shows "Knight Rider," and "Bay Watch," turns 66 today. We haven't heard much from The Hoff since his reality show was abruptly canceled in 2010. Wonder what he's got going on these days? 

Apple announced the addition of 70 new emojis in celebration of World Emoji Day. The new lineup includes a mango, a lobster, and various new options for skin tone and hair, leaving us with the hope that, one day, our children won’t have to be burdened by the use of words at all. ; )

Prediction: Party stores will start selling tiny versions of the Trump Balloon and it will become the best-selling balloon of the year (runner-up: Birthday SpongeBob, which is just as polarizing).

Tonight, Washington, D.C. will host Major League Baseball's All-Star Game, featuring the sport's best ballplayers, as determined by the fans. Wonder what all the bad baseball players are doing with their day off?