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Sometimes you try your best to look dapper: you lay out your carefully considered clothing the night before. And sometimes you have a little sartorial expert to give your outfit that “Je ne sais quoi.” YASS KWEEN, slay all day!

Nearly half of all Americans believe that aliens from another planet are visiting earth, according to a recent survey by 20^th Century Fox Home Entertainment. More than half of all Americans believe hats are a good way to keep things from getting in your hair, according to a study we just made up.

In weed news, at least two people have suffered severe burns recently after coming into contact with a wild "Hobo Parsnip" plant. Poisonous weeds are robust this time of year, so be careful in what you brush up against. Also “Hobo Parsnip” is now the name of our new folk-rock band we just made up. 

According to the Associated Press, a Texas man used 450 pay phones and a special software to run an illegal scam that earned $2.4 million between 2005 and 2015. First question: Why are there still 450 pay phones in Texas? Follow-up: What is a pay phone? 

A woman in West Memphis, Arkansas, reported that her leg had to be amputated several days after she was bitten by a brown recluse spider. This a good reminder to have any mysterious bug bites checked by a doctor, and to know that spider bites will almost never give you superhuman spidey-sense. 

According to ConsumerReports.org, Ford is recalling 550,000 Escape and Fusion vehicles due to concerns that the cars can roll away too easily (you think the car is in park, but it’s really in neutral). Seems likes something Ford would rather not recall, if you ask us. Just let the past go, like an empty car rolling down a hill.