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When asked what one thing they would absolutely take with them on a desert island, very few people say, "my deep-seated suspicion that everyone is having a great time without me."   

It's mid-July – if your lawn is healthy, bountiful and green, you're either watering it 24 hours a day or the weeds have completely taken over.  

A basic goal-setting rule is to work toward your larger goal every day, and curb the impulses to spend time on momentary pleasures. And then block Netflix on every single electronic device you have, because otherwise you’ll binge-watch all three original Jurassic Park movies instead of working on that novel of yours…

Give a nice round of applause to all the people drunkenly dancing at outdoor music festivals this season. Their awkward, sluggish, offbeat moves help the other concertgoers forget that it's 107 degrees out and water costs $10.75. 

According to media rumors, Meghan Markel is sick and tired of her father’s constant interviews and TV appearances. He wants to be part of her life, but it’s embarrassing when parents desperately try to connect with their kids. 

The active volcano on the big island of Hawaii created a tiny island with underwater lava flow, CNN reports. Throw a massage table and an iced bottle of Cristal on it, and you'll have the perfect location for the next episode of Island Hunters on HGTV!