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A woman in West Memphis, Arkansas, reported that her leg had to be amputated several days after she was bitten by a brown recluse spider. This a good reminder to have any mysterious bug bites checked by a doctor, and to know that spider bites will almost never give you superhuman spidey-sense. 

According to ConsumerReports.org, Ford is recalling 550,000 Escape and Fusion vehicles due to concerns that the cars can roll away too easily (you think the car is in park, but it’s really in neutral). Seems likes something Ford would rather not recall, if you ask us. Just let the past go, like an empty car rolling down a hill. 

News sources have alleged that Duchess Meghan Markle’s father made up a heart surgery in order to skip her royal wedding to Prince Harry. This comes after Thomas Markle admitted he staged paparazzi photos of himself shortly before the wedding. While his hijinks may be embarrassing, this is just the latest in a long history of dads doing creative things to humble their children.

A few cups of joe can provide notable benefits  – increased energy, focus and clarity. Newsweek reports that even the smell of coffee can help boost your cognitive skills. This could explain why our barista is such a condescending know-it-all, or it could be because we still don’t understand the difference between an iced coffee and a toddy.

Billy Joel played his 100^th concert at Madison Square Garden last night, and the highlight was a guest appearance by Bruce Springsteen. The Boss and the Piano Man ripped through "Born to Run," and "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out," and at least some of Springsteen's raspy singing was actually intelligible.  

Pro golfer Brittany Lincicome teed off against the men at the PGA Tour’s Barbasol Championship tournament today. If this bothers you, ask yourself: Why does gender have anything to do with golf? Moreover, why does anyone care about golf in the first place? It’s not like it’s badminton (the only true sport).