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San Francisco, one of the country's most beautiful and expensive places to live, has created a "poop patrol" due to thousands of reports of feces on the city's sidewalks and streets. And, wouldn't it be nice and almost quaint if this was just about people not cleaning up after their dogs' poop? But 'Frisco has a nastier problem than that.

The #1 thing that will blow your mind? The Girl Scouts are adding a Caramel Chocolate Chip cookie to their arsenal in January, and it's gluten-free. Just try to resist!

Today's the 49th anniversary of Woodstock, and do you want to hear something trippy? The Peanuts character Woodstock first appeared in the strip in 1967, more than two years before the rock festival. It wasn't until 1970 that Charles Schulz decided to name the little bird "Woodstock," in homage to the famous three-day show. Far out, man.

 We might not all use projectile vomiting as our main defense but, like the turkey vulture, we each have a unique set of skills and talents that we bring to the table.

Sure, you can’t afford a house within a half-hour of your workplace, but the American Dream is still within reach! That is if by "American Dream" you mean, "the shareholders," and by "reach" you mean, "I could sneeze on them in the elevator!"