Igor Has an Issue with Frankenstein's Monster
The key to wearing flannel is to have a quick comeback to people who accuse you of being a lumberjack. For instance: “Nah. I’m more like a slumber-jack!” or “Shut up.”
“Don’t forget to count your steps on your way to the next house, so you can hit your 10,000-step goal for the day!”
And the only dipping sauce is Light Ranch.