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There are two kinds of people: Those who close tabs, and those who … wait, where was Al Pacino born? Hold on. Let’s check real quick and come back to this right away. 

Little-known fact: Prince Charles did stand-up in the late 1970s, but his routine about the lavatories at Balmoral Castle was only met with polite applause.

If you think this is disturbing, take 15 minutes and watch the trippy first Gumby episode from 1956 (It’s available on YouTube). It’s more horrifying than you can imagine. Spoiler Alert: Gumby dies and, if you look closely, there’s a baby doll’s head as a planet in the background! Happy nightmares, kids!

Aerosmith is celebrating their 50th anniversary by signing on for a residency at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, beginning April 6, 2019. If you bring your kids, you may need to explain who Aerosmith was and be sure to emphasize that Steven Tyler is a human person and not some sort of mummified plant monster. 

Where are Paul Manafort’s socks? That’s what everyone wanted to know after the former Trump campaign chairman appeared in court sans socks, but sporting a stylish suit jacket. According to CNN, because Paul Manafort is in the custody of U.S. Marshals during his trial, his only choice for socks is court-issued white socks. Manafort didn’t like that option, so he went sockless. Now we can all rest easy knowing the complete and absolute truth about Paul Manafort.