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Aerosmith is celebrating their 50th anniversary by signing on for a residency at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, beginning April 6, 2019. If you bring your kids, you may need to explain who Aerosmith was and be sure to emphasize that Steven Tyler is a human person and not some sort of mummified plant monster. 

Where are Paul Manafort’s socks? That’s what everyone wanted to know after the former Trump campaign chairman appeared in court sans socks, but sporting a stylish suit jacket. According to CNN, because Paul Manafort is in the custody of U.S. Marshals during his trial, his only choice for socks is court-issued white socks. Manafort didn’t like that option, so he went sockless. Now we can all rest easy knowing the complete and absolute truth about Paul Manafort. 

FLIRT Trains are becoming popular in Europe! However, FLIRT is just the name of the train car manufacturer: Stadler FLIRT. Oh well…we can still dream of what might have been.

A firefighter got an earful while trying to rescue a pet parrot from a London rooftop. The Macaw, named Jessie, spewed a stream of profanities at her attempted rescuer, even after he said, "I love you" to bond with the bird. Parrots are smart, feisty and also live long lives – be careful what you say around them.  

In the digital age, we’ve gained so much. But what have we lost? We’ve lost crank calls, for one thing. It’s high time we find a new audience for our stupid and compulsive need to be funny!