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Did you know the highest-bidding Happy Meal toy on eBay is currently a Ty Beanie Baby, selling for as much as $450? As if that weren’t enough to irritate every other, more legitimate Happy Meal character, imagine the pain of continually finding your frenemy in your lunch.

Hey, kids! - the stress of school is tough, but know that it never gets better, even when you’re an adult. Give up now and become a dog. It’s your only hope!

Five women were rescued on a Minnesota lake when the inflatable unicorn they were riding became trapped in the weeds. Chisago County sheriff's deputies were able to tow the women and their unicorn safely to a nearby dock. As Marigold Heavenly Nostrils can attest, unicorns and water do not always mix. 

Real-life Iron Man Elon Musk is rumored to be taking Tesla Inc. private, according to The Wall Street Journal. Is this a business strategy, or is Musk planning to leave the planet forever and wants to take his toys (and business) with him? 

To be a Buddhist master, you have to live fully in each passing moment. Don't worry about the future! Unless it’s something you really don’t want to do, because that sense of dread lives in your very marrow.

On this day in 2003, the Northeast, including New York City, experienced a blackout lasting two long, sweaty days. Some thought it was a terror attack; others thought it was the apocalypse. And because the first iPhone hadn’t been invented, and we didn’t have Twitter or Instagram, there are no historic records of this event ever taking place. Did it even really happen?