Monday Mornings are Tough on Gourds, Too
“It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. It was National Hug a Taco Day!”
Lucifer is having a hard time meeting quotas, now that millennials screen every single call. Not today, Satan!
Statistically speaking, comparing your chances of winning with a used lottery ticket versus an unused one is just splitting hairs.
Before you ask permission, figure out what's in your power. Become your own Lucy!
I’m just an adult, standing in front of a French press, asking it to caffeinate me.