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According to Bloomberg TV, more and more companies are requiring continuous background checks on employees in light of the #MeToo movement. The days are over when a company could romantically hire and keep an employee based on nothing but the firmness of their handshake and the softness of that all-important first kiss.

The 30^th annual Shark Week kicks off Sunday on Discovery Channel, and will include appearances by Shaq, Aaron Rodgers, Ronda Rousey and other famous folks. Not to be outdone, the Nat Geo Wild channel has responded by saying, "Oh yeah? You think that's cool? We just started our own two-week SharkFest. Boom!" So there's at least two ways to get your fix of sharks leaping out of the water, banging against divers' flimsy metal cages, and racing pro athletes in the 400-meter freestyle

Cabin reviews also advise you to go skinny dipping in the lake at night, wander off into the woods by yourself, and pay no attention to any strange noises. Also, no pets or smoking allowed.

Perhaps you’ve heard of royal intermarriage, a medieval tradition of ruling kingdoms marrying into other reigning families. One family was particularly affected by this practice: The House of Hapsburg intermarried often and their protruding jaws came to be known as the “Hapsburg Lip.” Remember to bring this to the attention of your drunk uncle at the next family wedding. 

According to Business Insider, Chance the Rapper just bought news site Chicagoist as a way to get back at the Chicago Sun Times for writing a negative editorial about him. Maybe next time, he can get his dad to beat up the Chicago Sun Times' dad.