- I stand corrected.
“Father, I would like to confess something, but this may not be the right place to do it.”
Armstrong would love it if he could pay a substitute to take his place like they did in the Civil War.
Tomorrow, bring your lawyer to work.
They don’t have to provide benefits or pay withholding tax.
So are tomatoes but bananas aren’t.
Did Mike return the Medal of Freedom when the health care bill didn’t pass?
You’re on the roof. The children can’t see what you’re doing.
I could audition for the part of Doc Brown from Back to the Future if I dyed my hair white.
I sometimes get the feeling Calvin’s parents were never kids.