Maybe now Jimmy’s mom and dad will finally believe him.
In England it is not on any specific date or month but it is, for some reason, always held on a Thursday.
Yeah but I got the laugh from Pearl
Fred, it is not your fault. They are the ones daft enough to, constantly, leave sausages where you can reach them.
Groan!!!! I am going to steal that one.
If the pen is mightier than the sword then the keyboard is mightier than the hammer. This is rather unfortunate for the monitor.
“Doc, it hurts here and here and here and here”…. “You have a broken finger dear patient”
It is only a hair cut, you will all need another one in a week or two.
About 5 years ago my ex gave me the silent treatment and I still have no damn clue why. Bliss.