Recent Comments

1. about 20 hours ago on Pickles

   Snake yoga. I don’t know if anyone’s actually tried it, but if nothing else it might serve to show just how silly the whole general idea is.

   And snakes do like to cuddle. Because they’re cold-blooded, they like to get a little of your body heat.

2. 2 days ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

   “Can you draw Doug? Can you say ‘copyright infringement’?”

3. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “OK Boomer” in three…two…one….

4. 2 days ago on Get Fuzzy

   “Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope…. Our four…no… Amongst our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…. I’ll come in again.”

5. 2 days ago on F Minus

   “…and then he changed his name to Bill Nye, and we all know how that worked out.”

6. 4 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   I don’t think swiping works with toebeans.

7. 4 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   The rules are simple. I learned them in high school. Basically, everything someone else does is good, and everything da Doctah does is wrong.

8. 4 days ago on Pickles

   When I’m supposed to pick up a delivery order in three minutes, they always say “it’s almost ready; it’ll be just ten more minutes”.

   When I hear that, I know my time is accounted for for the next half hour at the very least.

9. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.

   An optometrist wants to know if you see the glass as more full like this? Or like this?

10. 4 days ago on Luann

    You’re not fooling anyone, Les. Especially not Punk.