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1. about 3 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   Not a great deal more to the story, actually. Three women in the kitchen at one time, a young tomcat trying to be involved, cabinets being opened and closed on all sides, a tail caught in a door, ensuing gangrene, and vet-recommended amputation of half the tail.

   The more interesting part was when they decided to stud him (purebred bluepoint Siamese) and all the male kittens had a kink halfway up the tail. I know you can’t inherit an injury, but I figure the inherited an underlying weakness in a nerve ganglion or something.

2. about 8 hours ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

   For those compelled to try anyway, you can’t draw that figure without retracing or lifting your pencil. Or any other figure with more than two points where an odd number of lines meet.

3. about 8 hours ago on Pickles

   The problem isn’t the colonoscopy per se, it’s that damn GoLytely stuff they make you drink. (And the two straight months of diarrhea afterwards.)

4. about 8 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Or any time of the year in Phoenix.

5. about 8 hours ago on Drabble

   “Where it belongs” would be in the freezer. Helps the batteries last longer.

6. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

   Trying to “help out” in the kitchen is how my grandfather’s cat ended up going through life with half a tail.

7. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   You’re going to need a lot more than just one duck.

8. 3 days ago on F Minus

   Not if he’s right. He can work at Fox News. If he wants to work at CNN he has to be left.

9. 4 days ago on Kliban

   The greatest thing since sliced bread?

10. 4 days ago on Kliban

    Plug it in to what?