A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
I thought cascarones was an Easter tradition.
It’s dogs, cats and birds. (I found myself in possession of an entire package of crushed chocolate chip cookies and was going to offer the bag of crumbs to some peacocks I know. Good thing I checked first.)
You should have spelled her name out in full so your post would rhyme.
That’s easy. What you say to people you can see are your actual opinions. The things you post on social media are to make people mad.
To his later regret. Cats aren’t supposed to have chocolate.
“…but you have to open them and let a stranger paw through your underwear for a while before they’ll let you on the plane.”
But Holi takes place in the spring. It’s the Hindu celebration where people blow colored powder in your face.
“Say the secret word. It’s an ordinary word, something you see around the house every day.”