IP lawyer by day. Comic book nerd by night. Military historian on the weekends.
You read the book?
We have a coffee maker?
I’m going to Mars.
What station are you listening to anyway?
Puppy or adult?
I once did a shoebox diorama of the Battle of Gettysburg.
Not exactly the Cyclorama, but it did get me an “A+.”
Do we really still need government?
I’m sure Mark and Jeff and Elon can take of us.
Hurry. Call the exterminator.
Mostly, I sleep and cry.
“At Farmers, we’ve seen a thing or two.”