Or what mothers do to their daughters when their ears don’t get pierced right.
True story: When my sister turned 13, Mom took her to get her ears pierced. Apparently they didn’t do it right, so my mom and sister were in the waiting room to have it redone. My dad called my mom, and she told him, “I’m in the waiting room with our daughter to have her fixed.” My sister wanted to crawl under the chair and die from embarrassment, and other people who overheard what my mom said laughed too. Mom regretted her choice of words. And to this day my sister, who will turn 35 in December, actively tries to forget that that moment ever happened.
Here comes an appearance on “World’s Dumbest Criminals” in 3…2…1…