Let’s think of eggs.
They have no legs.
Chickens come from eggs
But they have legs.
The plot thickens;
Eggs come from chickens,
But have no legs under ’em.
What a conundrum!
Let her know you dropped the life insurance.
He was expecting the Grime Reaper.
I think he has a couple of those already.
Great parody of an Internet troll – the F student grammar and spelling is especially realistic. Good job!
When I was single I cooked my own dinners. My sister gave me recipes and I used to make spaghetti, lasagna, stews, chops, etc. complete with salad and vegetables. I even made pies, including the crust, from scratch. After I got married my wife and I switched off planning meals and cooking until we started a family. She wanted to be full-time mother and homemaker so we agreed she’d take over all cooking while I worked. She was/is a better cook. I still made the occasional pie until she learned how to make the crust the way I did. Now that I’m retired I do the dishes and various other chores but she still does all the real cooking.
I’ll take care of that rasher on your back.