Because that’s not who Garfield is. He’s fat and lazy and proud of it!
Just wait until 2021, Anne!
Actually, they’re nerdy fifth-graders. They’re all only ten.
JASON didn’t. Marcus was up for it.
Well, Calvin, you messed around and found out, didn’t you?
To be honest, this strip confused me, too, when I was a kid. I remember calling one of my brothers “homely” after I read it because I thought it was a compliment. Boy, did my mother ever set me straight about what the word REALLY means!
That’s just what Pam said!
No, you’re not missing anything. The joke is that Hobbes can’t really do math, so he put down “Atlanta, Georgia” as though the question had to do with Geography or History as opposed to 1st-grade Arithmetic.
No contest. The Simpsons stopped being funny for me decades ago. Foxtrot all the way!
His stated career goal is to be a bus driver.