And now you know why cats always land safely on their feet!
Yeah, either Marmaduke REALLY needs to go, or he’s done something REALLY terrible and doesn’t know how to break the news to Phil in a way that Phil won’t blow up over it!
The rather gruesome version of “The Fox, the Crow, and the Cheese.”
I remember this story arc. It ends in a VERY Charlie Brown way!
I made piri-piri stuffed poblanos for dinner last night, and silly me, I forgot to thoroughly wash my hands after I was finished prepping the poblanos. Guess who accidentally pepper-sprayed himself in the eye when he scratched an itch up there later that evening!
Oh, THIS is going to end well! eyeroll
He’s not entirely wrong, though. The days of graceful, elegant skaters like Dorothy Hamill, Peggy Fleming, Kristi Yamaguchi, and Michelle Kwan who could draw you in with their artistry are long gone. Now, it’s all about the jumps and the technical difficulty, with the women chasing quadruple jumps while the men are now eyeing quintuples. There’s no artistry or emotional connection anymore.
OK, Boomer (hey, you knew SOMEBODY was going to say it!) ;-)
Not THAT guy. I’m talking about the guy she eventually marries!
[SPOILER] One did, eventually. And it was the one guy she least expected to see her that way![/SPOILER]