It took nine hours before somebody cracked that joke ?!?!?!
Hercules learned a valuable lesson today …
When taking the hellhounds for a walk, don’t put the dog treats in your pocket.
Why does Jabba need help decluttering? If he wants to get rid of something (or somebody), he just springs the trap door.
Too many people trying to buy from both sides. It doesn’t work like that.
SWM seeking Ballard Street gal with small walls.
That’s because most people get off on the right foot.
Be sure you write legibly; you don’t want to end up with 5-lb cannelloni.
And when they’re not thinking of food, they’re sleeping.
How can you have sports up in heaven when everybody wins?
Nowadays, two weeks without spam is like death taking a holiday.