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The man, the myth, the 'stache.

Recent Comments

  1. 17 minutes ago on Rip Haywire

    But who was Notary Sojac? ;D

  2. 17 minutes ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    “Daddy-o”?

  3. 18 minutes ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “How much to step into an open manhole?”

    “Just the cover charge.”

    “…Well, drop in anytime.”

    “Sewer! Ay, at’sa good one, hey, boss?”

  4. 24 minutes ago on Pearls Before Swine

    And ya gotta pay taxes.

  5. 28 minutes ago on Peanuts

    “I don’t wish to know that!”

  6. 44 minutes ago on Brewster Rockit

    Allen’s Alley?

  7. about 1 hour ago on Brevity

    That’s a big 10-4, good buddy!

  8. about 1 hour ago on Betty

    I hear that airguns do a good job on car windows. Not that I would ever recommend such. .

  9. about 1 hour ago on The Argyle Sweater

    That joke wasn’t worth a plugged nickel.

  10. about 1 hour ago on The Argyle Sweater

    EEEEEEYEAHHHH!!! (The Who plays)