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Major Matt Mason Premium

The man, the myth, the 'stache.

Recent Comments

  1. about 22 hours ago on Endtown

    Oh, dear. I HATE it when this happens!

  2. about 22 hours ago on Rip Haywire

    Ka-BELLYACHING!

  3. about 22 hours ago on Peanuts Begins

    BluebottleWhat time is it Eccles?

    EcclesErr, just a minute. I, I’ve got it written down ’ere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning.

    BluebottleOoooh, then why do you carry it around with you Eccles?

    EcclesWell, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem.

    BluebottleWait a minute Eccles, my good man…

    EcclesWhat is it fellow?

    BluebottleIt’s writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o’clock, is writted.

    EcclesI know that my good fellow. That’s right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o’clock.

    BluebottleWell then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn’t eight o’clock?

    EcclesAh, den I don’t show it to dem.

    BluebottleOoohhh…

    Eccles[Smacks lips] Yeah.

    BluebottleWell how do you know when it’s eight o’clock?

    EcclesI’ve got it written down on a piece of paper!

  4. 3 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    “HOBOKEN?! Ooooooh, I’m DYIN’ again!”

  5. 4 days ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

    Now THAT’s comedy! Unfortunately

  6. 4 days ago on Nancy Classics

    True story: I was discussing a nearby train show with a bakery clerk, and this youngster comes in to buy a loaf of bread. She sees the antique Lionel locomotive I’m holding, and says, “Oh, WOW! Are those REAL light bulbs? I’ve never seen any before!” Poor thing grew up with nothing but CFLs and LEDs…

  7. 4 days ago on Nancy Classics

    But who can’t use a dial telephone.

  8. 4 days ago on Nancy Classics

    Okay, now THAT’s a tech joke! :D

  9. 5 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

    Does this mean you had a sect change operation? (H/T Proctor and Bergman)

  10. 5 days ago on Rip Haywire

    For example, Rip can hear his knuckles giggling just fine…