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The man, the myth, the 'stache.

Recent Comments

  1. about 14 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Why is there no such thing as a brief circuit?

  2. about 14 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

  3. about 14 hours ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

    As an FYI, if I see another Trump joke in the preview, I’m not gonna bother clicking through going forward. I don’t care for the man, but the sheer venom aimed at him sickens me.

  4. about 14 hours ago on Nancy Classics

    Sluggo is par.

  5. about 14 hours ago on Dick Tracy

    Yeah, that’s a pretty Gould-ish demise.

  6. about 14 hours ago on Brewster Rockit

    Hope the laptop is gravy-resistant.

  7. about 14 hours ago on Betty

    This is actually useful on two levels. 1) Getting up and stretching. 2) Keeping hydrated and the kidneys flushed.

  8. about 14 hours ago on The Argyle Sweater

    “Look, YOU’RE the guy with all the dirty pictures!” -Punchline to an ancient psychiatric joke

  9. about 14 hours ago on Betty

    Well, I’m down one kidney and lymph gland. OTOH, they got pretty much all of it in the operation; didn’t even need chemo. Yay! :)

  10. about 14 hours ago on Nancy Classics

    You’re right. Woulda been polio, measles or smallpox back then.