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The man, the myth, the 'stache.

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  1. about 12 hours ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

    I now desperately want to see this one. “Who is John Gilt?”

  2. about 12 hours ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

    Fiorello: Hey, wait, wait. What does this say here, this thing here?

    Driftwood: Oh, that? Oh, that’s the usual clause that’s in every contract. That just says, uh, it says, uh, if any of the parties participating in this contract are shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified.

    Fiorello: Well, I don’t know…

    Driftwood: It’s all right. That’s, that’s in every contract. That’s, that’s what they call a sanity clause.

    Fiorello: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You can’t fool me. There ain’t no Sanity Clause!

  3. about 13 hours ago on Nancy

    PRABOB!

  4. about 13 hours ago on The Argyle Sweater

    Don’t forget Ring Crosby’s “Carol of the Bells”… :D

  5. 1 day ago on Rip Haywire

    “Ka-GLUB!”

  6. 1 day ago on Nancy

    Why not? After all, Gregor Samsa woke up as a giant cockroach one day…

  7. 1 day ago on Peanuts

    Bugs Bunny : Listen, Dracula… Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched? Like the eyes of strange things are upon you?

    Bugs Bunny : [Bug then starts speaking, extra slowly and almost whispers] Look, out there, in the audience.

    Gossamer : PEEEE-PLE! Aieeeeeeee!

    [Gossamer then runs away through the laboratory walls screaming]

  8. 1 day ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

    Ka-PUPPETS! Oh, wait, that’s Rip Haywire. Never mind.

  9. 1 day ago on Nancy Classics

    Sluggo is twit.

  10. 1 day ago on Nancy

    You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk