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The man, the myth, the 'stache.

Recent Comments

  1. about 13 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    NIAGARA FALLS! SLOOOOOWLY I TURNED…

  2. about 13 hours ago on Luann

    Because you’re not a dad?

  3. about 14 hours ago on The Argyle Sweater

    Zug is a blinking idiot.

  4. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “BURMA!”

  5. 1 day ago on Peanuts Begins

    I’ve got a four speed turntable sitting in my workshop as we speak. I’ve actually used it to transcribe a 78 recording of the D-Day invasion for archive.org. :)

  6. 1 day ago on Peanuts

    No jury would convict him.

  7. 1 day ago on Brewster Rockit

    I’m here all week. Try the HCQ. ;-)

  8. 1 day ago on Luann

    “HERE’S YOUR PAPER! HERE’S YOUR PAPER! HERE’S YOUR PAPER!” – High Anxiety

  9. 1 day ago on Brewster Rockit

    Old man COVID is in my shoes

    Sittin’ here a-coughin’ and a-singin’ the blues

    So be my vector, you got nothin’ to lose

    Just let me infect you on a C cruise

    Oo-ee, COVID baby

    Oo-ee, COVID baby

    Oo-ee, COVID baby

    Just let me infect you on a C cruise

  10. 1 day ago on The Argyle Sweater

    “Why, I oughta-”