Just a monkey on the internet pounding on the keys.
It almost worked.
“Ape eat strange bird.”
Plus this is 1910 and readers probably accepted this as a fantasy and just rolled with it.
Reverting to an ape really dulled his senses.
Wait! The boys didn’t want to be friends with the girls in the first place.
I’d watch that.
LOL. Not what I thought he would do.
I think I like John Carter’s version of Mars better.