Wonder where the inspiration for THAT came from? /s
It was either Bob Hope or George Burns that told their secret to deciding. If it’s about appearance or stuff he can’t control; fair game! Something he says or does is/was his judgement. There you must be very, very careful!
Just please don’t do it under guise of Amish.
If he’s really good, you won’t even know you’ve been insulted!
Surely you say? Yup, use that one a lot! But I know a Shirly and I DON’T use it on her!
Why would anyone want to see scat?
At least squirt it on something that would be nice to lick off!
Meanwhile, we laugh cuz he didn’t laugh! Also at whoever tries to fix it!
It’s not all that much different from ordering through the mail order catalogs of 80 years ago. You trusted your vendor to describe it properly, or you sent it back. Hurrah for Parcel Post!
It’s what you do when Mike won’t give you good fingers.