MAGNACARTIC – (mag nuh’ kar tik): adj. The curious magnetic effect occurring within the confines of a shopping centre where seemingly without human involvement, a shopping cart will collide with a parked, unattended motor vehicle resulting in visible damage to the vehicle.
“People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff” – The Doctor
Of all the puns, today’s comic is the wurst.