Of all the puns, today’s comic is the wurst.
You know you have found the right religion when your god hates the same people you do.
MAGNACARTIC – (mag nuh’ kar tik): adj. The curious magnetic effect occurring within the confines of a shopping centre where seemingly without human involvement, a shopping cart will collide with a parked, unattended motor vehicle resulting in visible damage to the vehicle.
Poncho sounds like my ex describing me…
“People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff” – The Doctor
A little Todd Rundgren seems appropriate right now – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rGbPtzEB9c
And of course, in our minds, we all hear that “voice”.
I like Liberace…what?
It’s just a jump to the left…
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana” – Groucho Marx