Recent Comments

1. 10 days ago on Reality Check

   singing “In just seven days, I can make you a man…”

2. 27 days ago on Speed Bump

   I am old enough to remember phone booths – you know, the place you went to make a call in PRIVATE.

3. about 1 month ago on Reality Check

   The shark’s name is Gippy Glynski. ;-)

4. about 1 month ago on Speed Bump

   Subdivisions are named for what was destroyed in the building process.

5. about 2 months ago on 1 and Done

   Some days the pressure of being a good boy is overwhelming.

6. about 2 months ago on NEUROTICA

   Everybody poops.

7. about 2 months ago on Loose Parts

   U.S: “We don’t need those extra, needless letters in our words.”

   U.K.: “They give the word character and style; we shall add extra, needless letters to our words.”

   France: “Tiens ma bière…”

8. about 2 months ago on Looks Good on Paper

   Correctional Facility.

9. about 2 months ago on Speed Bump

   If the corn telemarketer bothers me, I’ll give him an earful.

10. about 2 months ago on Reality Check

    True story: a manager at work handed me a document once and said, “Sign here”. I wrote “Taurus” and handed it back. He never looked, and I never heard anything further.