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Pathetic that you don’t know how to use “your” and “you’re.”
Frankentweet is loose! Everybody read a book!
“He who laughs when things go wrong has just thought of someone he can blame it on.” —Benny Hill
Today’s background music: “Man in the Mirror” by Michael Jackson.
Gives new meaning to the term “ass-backward.”
I thought Pig was patetic enough already.
It wasn’t easy to get that title—in fact, it was murder!
Maybe it would be better to be immoral . . .
I use that same method for clearing the table after Thanksgiving dinner; it’s always set for next Thanksgiving.
I thought the animal who kills the most humans is the human.