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When it comes to geniuses, Horace is it!
Considering what a “john” is, that’s even worse!
On your way to Hell, just make a U-turn.
Will they sign with fake names?
Next we see a horse chasing after the cake with a fork.
Does this day exist in April, and is it recognized by the IRS? If so, it could solve a lot of problems.
If he’d hit the up button, would there have been a different ladder?
Maybe setting fire to the calendar will cool things down.
Is this strip a rerun?
I’d have gone straight from squash and zucchini to ordering the pizza.