The political spectrum is technically much more complicated than just two sides. As Stephan himself has mentioned previously, the ultimate oligarch elites (and their allies in the CCP, the World Economic Forum, the Bilderberg Group, the Trilateral Commission, et cetera) who own the media, and their puppet politicians, are systematically indoctrinating the people at large to try to fit into narrow-minded boxes, as part of their efforts to create as much division as possible, so the people at large cannot organise against them for the sake of freedom and human rights.
See here for an example of that you are all much more complicated than just a party affiliation,and there are many more areas than this: https://8values.github.io/
Well Done Pastis. We all need to work on finding the common ground . The Truth is a good goal, rather than a narrative.
Here is some: Twinkies are yellowish and oblong with a sweet cream filling. Some people like them and some people don’t and no-one should be cancelled, insulted or ostracized because of their preferences on twinkies.
Hard to disagree with that. If you are looking for the common ground.
Nah. Twinkies is a private company. Unless it’s getting government subsidies, no reason to defund. Besides, why bother when people who eat them are only hurting themselves? Knock yourselves out.
I have a Keto recipe for everything!Keto TwinkiesKeto Twinkie Cake Ingredients•1/4 cup almond flour•1 teaspoon coconut flour•1/4 teaspoon baking powder•2 teaspoons monkfruit sweetener•pinch salt•1 tablespoon unsalted butter, softened•1 egg•1 teaspoon sour cream•1/4 teaspoon vanilla•twinkie panCream Filling Ingredients (or inject sweetened whipped cream)•2 sugar free marshmallows•1/2 tablespoon butter•1/4 cup sugar free canned whipped creamKeto Twinkies Directions1.Preheat oven to 325 degrees and spray cooking oil into a Twinkie pan. Set aside.2.Add almond flour, coconut flour, sweetener, baking powder and salt to a small bowl. Whisk to combine.3.Add wet ingredients4.Mix in butter, egg, sour cream and vanilla. Stir until smooth.5.Evenly pour batter into two Twinkie mold cavities. Bake at 325 degrees for 15 to 17 minutes or until set. Remove from oven and let cool while you make the filling.Make fillingIn a small bowl, microwave sugar free marshmallows for 10 seconds. Stir in butter and whipped cream until smooth. Let set for a few minutes to thicken.Using a piping bag fitted with a tip, pipe in filling mixture into three areas of the underside of the Twinkie about 1 inch apart.2 servings, 1.0 net carbs
Ha ha, yes, every issue that people are upset over is just something silly like this, and people who are concerned about issues are just big silly heads. Caring is for suckers, kids!
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
They will take the opposite sides on Ding Dongs, with the Twinkie lover opposing the teaching of Critical Snack Theory.
marilynnbyerly about 2 years ago
They are both ding dongs. That’s something most of us can agree on.
TonysSon about 2 years ago
Shoulda went with Fruit Loops in spite of the redundancy.
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
I would have expected them to throw Zingers at each other.
Templo S.U.D. about 2 years ago
not much of an open, honest dialogue, was it?
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
you could have served twix, they are split down the middle too!
B UTTONS about 2 years ago
The Twinkle Defense will become popular again amongst politicians.
AtariDragon about 2 years ago
Deep-fry the Twinkie!
parforden about 2 years ago
The best way to eat a Twinkie is to split it lengthwise, spread your favorite jam on it, place them together and eat it like your 10 again.
pauljmsn about 2 years ago
Twinkie Wiener Sandwich!
(Thank you, Weird Al.)
Imagine about 2 years ago
Such a waste of perfectly good Twinkies. Unless you get a rotten one, of course.
Alexander the Good Enough about 2 years ago
I much prefer Ho Hos. Yum! Real artificial chocolate!
AndreasMartin about 2 years ago
You forgot ‘stop racism agains Twinkies’, ‘Twinkie lifes matter’, ‘stop Twinkie immigration NOW’ and ‘Twinkies take our jobs’.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago
Definitely Ding Dongs. To match the guests.
Gent about 2 years ago
Food fight!
juicebruce about 2 years ago
Stephan please go back to the humor bag and get out of the political bag ;-)
theincrediblebulk about 2 years ago
Is this a ding or a dong? I only like dings,. You are stupid. Dongs are better… ?No that is a way worse sounding debate.
Troglodyte about 2 years ago
They’re both fruitcakes.
Zeno2099 about 2 years ago
The political spectrum is technically much more complicated than just two sides. As Stephan himself has mentioned previously, the ultimate oligarch elites (and their allies in the CCP, the World Economic Forum, the Bilderberg Group, the Trilateral Commission, et cetera) who own the media, and their puppet politicians, are systematically indoctrinating the people at large to try to fit into narrow-minded boxes, as part of their efforts to create as much division as possible, so the people at large cannot organise against them for the sake of freedom and human rights.
See here for an example of that you are all much more complicated than just a party affiliation,and there are many more areas than this: https://8values.github.io/
Doug K about 2 years ago
I think Ho Hos are the best (at least better than Twinkies or Ding Dongs).
Ermine Notyours about 2 years ago
Some places are proposing banning high sugar and high fat foods for kids, so it’s a political issue.
carlosrivers about 2 years ago
The ding dongs are already there!
MayCauseBurns about 2 years ago
Chockodiles!
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
ding dongs you can find aplenty in the political comics comments sections…
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago
Defund the Twinkie? The LGBTQ crowd is going to be all over this one. Put The Count down on the “Support” side.
cdward about 2 years ago
I assume this is a play on the Planters Peanuts Super Bowl commercial.
akachman Premium Member about 2 years ago
See? Too much sugar causes inflammation.
blackman2732 about 2 years ago
Or the dum-dums
k.payne1701 about 2 years ago
You did go with ding dongs!
Free or Not? Premium Member about 2 years ago
Well Done Pastis. We all need to work on finding the common ground . The Truth is a good goal, rather than a narrative.
Here is some: Twinkies are yellowish and oblong with a sweet cream filling. Some people like them and some people don’t and no-one should be cancelled, insulted or ostracized because of their preferences on twinkies.
Hard to disagree with that. If you are looking for the common ground.
wrd2255 about 2 years ago
Wait, they’re looking at Pig funny. I think they can both agree that they love bacon.
GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member about 2 years ago
That’s a waste of Twinkies. You should have given them to R.J. from Over the Hedge. :)
cmerb about 2 years ago
I knew a man that really ate a " Pheasant " can you imagine that ?
cdward about 2 years ago
Nah. Twinkies is a private company. Unless it’s getting government subsidies, no reason to defund. Besides, why bother when people who eat them are only hurting themselves? Knock yourselves out.
rossevrymn about 2 years ago
FALSE EQUIVALENCY ALERT!!!
tripwire45 about 2 years ago
How about sandwiches and beer? Do they agree on sandwiches and beer?
Allen Howell Premium Member about 2 years ago
You invited the ding-dongs over to rate the Twinkies…!
Lotus about 2 years ago
He did go with ding dongs — he invited them over.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 years ago
Too many ding dongs.
YippiKiAyMofo about 2 years ago
They’re all ding dongs!
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 2 years ago
Should’ve gone with dong-kicks.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
Ding Dongs? Talk about redundant.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Count Choculaaaah!
legaleagle48 about 2 years ago
You DID go with the ding-dongs, Pig!
Kurtass Premium Member about 2 years ago
If this was like real life, one would take all of the twinkies and the other would share.
AJ2016 about 2 years ago
Ding Dongs for the Ding-a-Lings?
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I prefer, crocs, guard ducks and the like over the political stuff. But, judging by the number of likes, I must be in the minority?
Bucinka about 2 years ago
Oh, you went with ding dongs, all right….
diskus Premium Member about 2 years ago
Best strip in a while. Imwould shove both their mouths full of twinkies, to shut them up
aerotica69 about 2 years ago
I’ve heard that “Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavor are the most apologetic of the boxed candies”.
vacman about 2 years ago
Panel two…you do have options, yes or no.
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
I’d say it went about as well as it could have gone.
This IJChip Guys about 2 years ago
Twinkies are sometimes what other Asians call Asians that are “to American”. Usually if they can’t speak their native language.
Wichita1.0 about 2 years ago
The ding dongs are already in the room, ‘politicing’.
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
They’re ALL “ding dongs”.
Whatever happened to good breeding…and pure ethics…and nice manners??
Why is it everyone now…is a pain in the ass…?
Whatever happened to class?
Kander&Ebb—CHICAGO
awcoffman about 2 years ago
You invited the ding-dongs.
patrickab7 about 2 years ago
“The other side TOTALLY does that!” -pretty much everyone
Croc Holliday about 2 years ago
Twinkies and cockroaches – equally likely to survive a nuclear holocaust (but probably not the zombie apocalypse).
kaycstamper about 2 years ago
I have a Keto recipe for everything!Keto TwinkiesKeto Twinkie Cake Ingredients•1/4 cup almond flour•1 teaspoon coconut flour•1/4 teaspoon baking powder•2 teaspoons monkfruit sweetener•pinch salt•1 tablespoon unsalted butter, softened•1 egg•1 teaspoon sour cream•1/4 teaspoon vanilla•twinkie panCream Filling Ingredients (or inject sweetened whipped cream)•2 sugar free marshmallows•1/2 tablespoon butter•1/4 cup sugar free canned whipped creamKeto Twinkies Directions1.Preheat oven to 325 degrees and spray cooking oil into a Twinkie pan. Set aside.2.Add almond flour, coconut flour, sweetener, baking powder and salt to a small bowl. Whisk to combine.3.Add wet ingredients4.Mix in butter, egg, sour cream and vanilla. Stir until smooth.5.Evenly pour batter into two Twinkie mold cavities. Bake at 325 degrees for 15 to 17 minutes or until set. Remove from oven and let cool while you make the filling.Make fillingIn a small bowl, microwave sugar free marshmallows for 10 seconds. Stir in butter and whipped cream until smooth. Let set for a few minutes to thicken.Using a piping bag fitted with a tip, pipe in filling mixture into three areas of the underside of the Twinkie about 1 inch apart.2 servings, 1.0 net carbs
ekke about 2 years ago
I think I can identify the twinkies, here.
Call me Ishmael about 2 years ago
You seem to have invited two ding dongs.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 years ago
I think you found the ding dongs.
Moonkey Premium Member about 2 years ago
A bunch of mixed nuts.
mwksix about 2 years ago
Storm Battle Creek! The Moon Pies really won!
El-Kabong about 2 years ago
Rama Lama Ding Dongs, please. I’m boycotting Hostess.
beach004 about 2 years ago
Ho Ho!
franki_g about 2 years ago
They need a mediator – in this case, maybe should call it a Hostess
christelisbetty about 2 years ago
Go with Sara Lee, “Everybody doesn’t like something, but nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee.”
Plods with ...™ about 2 years ago
You did, pig. You did.
willie_mctell about 2 years ago
“This isn’t an argument. It’s a contradiction.”
Comicfan (C) about 2 years ago
If they both Defund the Ding Dongs, bring out the Devil Dogs
russb53 about 2 years ago
I think he invited the ding dongs…
knight1192a about 2 years ago
Don’t know which would be worse.
Ray Helvy Premium Member about 2 years ago
I would have suggested Ding-a-Lings, but that has already been taken by a 1970’s robot from the Topper toy company
AndromedaMike about 2 years ago
Throw em all out! Only loonies throw twinkies instead of eating them.
DaBump Premium Member about 2 years ago
Ding Dongs are better for throwing.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
One step at a time.
TIMH about 2 years ago
If he’d gone with Ring Dongs, those two would have argued about whose was bigger
ktrabbit about 2 years ago
I love that Pastis remembered to add the filling holes on the Twinkies!
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
The only ding dong in this ’toon is you, Pig. Just stand aside as the Great Twinkie War rages on….
wiatr about 2 years ago
Cream pies!
thedogesl Premium Member about 2 years ago
It looks like he already went with Ding Dongs.
Kip Williams about 2 years ago
Ha ha, yes, every issue that people are upset over is just something silly like this, and people who are concerned about issues are just big silly heads. Caring is for suckers, kids!
Ammo is on a break Premium Member about 2 years ago
My Family all worked for Wonder Bread/Hostess over the decades. My Pops made fruit pies for years the good ones made with real food.
ekw555 about 2 years ago
you invited a pair of Ding Dongs to debate about Twinkies.
aussie399 Premium Member about 2 years ago
He did go with ding dongs
alantain 3 months ago
I was about to suggest Oreos, but chances are one of them separates the cookies to eat the icing first and the other just eats it as is.