Old, easily-amused, no longer able to "leap tall buildings at a single bound"...but willing to try.
I had to resort to “gauche, Sir” to rhyme with Kosher – a desperation move. LOL. I look forward to the acknowledgement of my very existence in these parlous times. “Affiant” – classy !!
You should only hear it !
Matt Gaetz ? Jim Jordan ? 140 idiots ? (Asking for a friend…)
I’m kidding about “threatened”. I LIKED your poem ! I wasn’t criticizing you – you should write the best damn thing you can, post it proudly, and savor the “kudos”. Who knows what you can do ? I’m just another old fart playing with words.
Not the Congress of Impish Operators ?
You thought wrong.
Both of them have law degrees, substantial property, and a long-standing commitment to the rule of law. The barbarian fools who trashed the halls of Congress are simply that – barbarians. The anti-science, anti-mask, pro-diseasecriminal-in-chief is slightly more – a RICH barbarian. With liberty comes responsibility. That fact seems lost on the Ghastly Old Party. Please, educate yourself.
The fellow they call the “chair topper”/ is the one who makes seats for the “hopper”/ were it not for his skills/ we’d be sitting in “spills”/ in the darkness, we’d all come a-cropper.
The day I’m required to weave/ I may as well get up and leave/ T’is ever so plain/ that a seat made of cane/ is a feat I shall never achieve.
“What can Brown do for you ?”