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Call me Ishmael Free

“A fellow of infinite jest “ Is no different from the rest when you saw a hole in his chest. Elderly, all too easily-amused, “leftish”. A “fitness buff”, no longer able to "leap tall buildings at a single bound"...but still trying. BIG fan of Joe Biden. Trump was a world-historical disaster. But you knew that…

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  1. about 3 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Humility pursues me.

  2. about 3 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Would you consider Uvalde, Texas, urban?

  3. about 5 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Ishmael has conflated Auguste Renoir (of the chubby nudes in the water) with Auguste Dominique Ingres, of the chubby harem girls (Odalisques). Who cares – not I…

  4. about 6 hours ago on That is Priceless

    He was planning to weave a mat/

    But keeping it under his hat/

    Til the big “reveal”:/

    When he’d storm the Bastille/

    Or perhaps he would paint the Grand Jatte..///

    But waited too long for that coup/

    So instead he painted a few/

    Of his famed Odalisques/

    Thus avoiding the risks/

    Of trying anything new..

  5. about 6 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Everyone knew that Pierre/

    Was collecting fresh p*b1c hair/

    But only a few/

    Of his closest friends knew/

    That he kept it under that chair.

  6. about 6 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Pierre, are you back in your collection of 1970s Playboys again?

  7. about 6 hours ago on That is Priceless

    “That bum, Pierre Auguste, has not moved his lazy a$$ from a chair for 10 hours!”

  8. about 9 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    You pay taxes to live in a civilized country. Who do you think pays for the highways you drive on ?

  9. about 9 hours ago on Luann

    Luann reveals an unexpected eloquence, but Van Gogh’s diary is probably somewhat more mundane: “Gauguin is driving me nuts ! He never cleans up after himself ! The place is getting squalid with his dirty socks scattered about..and the empty wine bottles..Ma foi ! I wish he’d go to Tahiti – as he’s always threatening to. The Provençal winter is much worse than I expected. My work is not selling, either…”

  10. about 9 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Those stains are what make us human/

    We pour – but sometimes we spill:/

    We may never know why/

    Our intent went awry/

    (Philosophers call it “free will”..)///

    We will live in that same shabby garment/

    Adding stains every hour of the day/

    But it won’t much matter/

    How much cr@p we spatter/

    When the planet itself blows away.