Check last Sundsy’s strip for a preview.
Or 2 band-aids & a cork.
No need to gossip about those things. They’re obvious to everyone.
This is the 1980’s. You want to talk about fascism, wait about 30 years. You ain’t seen nothing yet.
Maybe Vietnam will send soldiers to help with our next one.
Planet of the Apes? Where’s the Statue of Liberty?
In the previous civil war, people actually came out from Washington with picnic lunches to watch the first battle of Bull Run.
Might not have much longer to wait.
I’ve always said a good burp is a compliment to the chef.
My car reminds me if the car ahead of me moves out.