You forgot Tarzan.
I got a good laugh out of that. I must be getting old. Now I’m feeling a compelling urge to yell at the neighbor’s children.
Larry’s last name is Massengill. He was born on Summer’s Eve.
If your granny gives those out, you are lucky. They are delicious.
On a positive note, the goat poop overpowers the smell of old lady farts.
Shouldn’t Tack Guy be surrounded be fireflies instead of the usual regular f!ies?
How the he’ll would you advertise a hurdy gurdy? Maybe, "At last, a stringed instrument every bit as grating and annoying as a bagpipe! "
Some secrets should never be told.
Pie are not square. Pie are rectangular.
What do you want, good grammar or good taste?