I hope Yogi didn’t have a Boo Boo on the carpet.
I hope his wife isn’t the former Miss Hardtosatisfy.
Where are Earthman and Airman?
Pig was thrown into Canada? Well, Guess Who won t be in a Rush to return to the US.
If only that had been done to the real Cortez.
Jesus man, GAFL!
If Ikea had written the instructions, the pyramids would have fallen a couple of thousand years ago.
President John F. Kennedy was a jam doughnut.
Since the jar will never hit you with service charges, it is the better deal.
All the guys expect a hairless pussy these days. What a pitty.