Gym Jordan. Victim of a lifelong Sleeper Hold.
Is anyone saying CV is somehow The Rapture? Otherwise hard to see why anyone would want it.
They want to change, but can’t. They took the Hypocritic Oath.
Last I heard, college faculty was treated with more reverence in Europe. Though maybe that’s changed to this cutthroat model by now. This strip should also show adjunct faculty, cleaning toilets or some such.
(Mitch and friends sing) There’s a Dem bill comin’ – and it don’t look good – who you gonna call? Fillibusters!
Get a degree in the Fine Arts, they said. It’ll be fine, they said.
Reminds me of the only good line from George Clooney’s Batman and Robin: “Now I know why Superman works alone”
“Thank you, sir, may I have another?” “Uh, no, you only get one life, yer dead. Did you remember my campaign in your will?”
Yeah, some Dumkopf in old Germany thought a rocket cat might be a good thing: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/140310-rocket-cats-animals-manuscript-artillery-history
A new take on “òut spending my children’s inheritance”. Times a few billion.