Must have crossed the border and entered California.
The foes against a vaccine for stupidity:
die-hard followers of Darwinism, and the most formidable coalition – politicians.
The card you just coughed up turned into the King of Hearts!
Welcome to R.A.M. Wriggle!
With the political environment, he can only try and make the situation more bearable for us.
He’s turning the sour political commentary by making Lemon-aide.
Just move a herd of well fed cows near the camp. Let a few take dumps at the tent openings to give the tent occupant a warm feeling in the morning.
If she can’t score with Pig into a single bed, she should offer Rat a complimentary double.
Stay tuned for more updates on Facebook and Twitter, and now a message from the sponsor … Vladimir Putin says “I’m not a crook.”
Will requestor please stand up.
Sat here. Watched Rat doom scroll FaceBook and Twitter, then drink 6-pak of beer and eating cannolis.
Sat here. Watched Rat watch late night shows where hosts’ monologues recapped doom scrolling, then drink keg of beer and eating Montoni pizza.
Went to bed wondering how Rat doesn’t get fat.