Election season is upon us.
The politicians are preparing for $hit throwing.
RAT! Stay out of neighbor Nancy’s bed. You are to bother neighbor Karen.
That is the highest he learned to count.
As a little boy, he wanted to be a highway patrol officer/trooper. To be successful, if he could count the number of occupants in a car, he could pull the over and issue a ticket. If there were more than he could count, he would have to let them pass.
… two large buckets of popcorn; a couple candy bars and gum drops, one box of your sour sour sour lemon drops, one stale bag of popcorn and a roll of duct tape.
… for you Cranky, we’re at least a decade late.
Schindler’s List was filmed in black and white.
… she installed a pop-up stop sign, and he stopped 2’ short of a puddle of water.
… every time Crank is called into his supervisor’s office for running over a mailbox and the district’s insurance rates go up, or mistreating a student.
In some states they push electric vehicles to claim they are becoming a “green” state; then use fossil fuel and/or coal to create electricity to charge the vehicles.
His claws are natural cutters; and no one would complain that the gift was not wrapped just right.