Ralph, how many times have we told you to stop talking with food in your mouth.
You try to be the life of the party – stuffing everythin’ in your mouth. Your eyes are bigger than your cheeks and stomach.
You’re lucky Edith knew what to do to save your life. Just one of these day’s she’ll let you pop yourself.
He must be reading Rat’s comment. She wants to go back to 1988 to make sure Rat cannot come into existance, either by eliminating his family line, or making sure Pastis chooses a different career.
Rover could have visited Fred Basset, but the leash was not long enough to reach England.
This needs to be installed on ALL politicians’ devices when they register for an election!
Thinking too much can only cause problems.
What Vladmir Putin dared Trump during their first meeting. Putin took off his shirt and said: push skin
it’s his way of saluting those who pass by
Suri! I WANT TO BUY A HAMMER!
Searching, You want to buy MC Hammer? MC Hammer is in Washington.
On the reverse side:Next 2.5 Feet, No Dancin’ Allowed.
… will you share your contacts with me? I need to send 1,500 copies of this script
Dear Beloved Friend,
I am being held in [ enter despot state here ] for a crime I did not do. The leaders promised that they will provide me with their best attorneys if I post a modest bail in the sum of $2.5 million. If I cannot raise the money in the next 20 days, they will sentence me to life at hard labor.
Please send your assistance to [ enter despot name here ] through the Bank of Ruptcy