Recent Comments

1. about 4 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   Election season is upon us.

   The politicians are preparing for $hit throwing.

2. about 4 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   RAT! Stay out of neighbor Nancy’s bed. You are to bother neighbor Karen.

3. about 4 hours ago on Rabbits Against Magic

   That is the highest he learned to count.

   As a little boy, he wanted to be a highway patrol officer/trooper. To be successful, if he could count the number of occupants in a car, he could pull the over and issue a ticket. If there were more than he could count, he would have to let them pass.

4. about 4 hours ago on Bear with Me

   … two large buckets of popcorn; a couple candy bars and gum drops, one box of your sour sour sour lemon drops, one stale bag of popcorn and a roll of duct tape.

5. about 4 hours ago on Crankshaft

   … for you Cranky, we’re at least a decade late.

6. about 18 hours ago on Bear with Me

   Hey Kid!

   Schindler’s List was filmed in black and white.

7. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   … she installed a pop-up stop sign, and he stopped 2’ short of a puddle of water.

8. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   … every time Crank is called into his supervisor’s office for running over a mailbox and the district’s insurance rates go up, or mistreating a student.

9. 2 days ago on Rabbits Against Magic

   In some states they push electric vehicles to claim they are becoming a “green” state; then use fossil fuel and/or coal to create electricity to charge the vehicles.

10. 2 days ago on Bear with Me

    His claws are natural cutters; and no one would complain that the gift was not wrapped just right.