Dad is a proud owner of a new décor – bear-to-bear floor covering.
… I vow to work for a balanced budget (even if it means to raise your taxes to offset the massive reductions to mine and my cronies) and provide basic care to all (while I will strive to pass backroom measures for extraordinary care for myself and to my cronies).
Sire, you hooked a six-pack ring on the great plastic patch.
After Gaye popped out of the closet, Peter Pan exclaimed he was in love with a fairy; then everybody jumped for Joy
Gee Wiz. It’s not MY fault your folks changed my dog food to a blend of soybeans, peas, beans, milk products, and high-fatty bi-products!
Congratulations! You have won the “Participated in Mobile Fake News” award.
Sincerely, Heck in a Hand Basket.
The political candidate’s new spokesperson – claims of providing for the people when in reality, nature was chasing the candidate out its territory.
Opal, don’t worry, be happy that Earl did not choose the sanitary version.
Wait a minute – your not a member of Congress?!!
I was expecting someone eager to spend money on local pork.
Dad Bear-ly gets sleep now, just wait until The Bears’ Night Out Frat Party … at least by then he’ll have self-heating bear skin rugs.