So even the government, Google, Twitter, Facebook and Guido the Thug know where your keys are, even if you don’t. Yup. “Alexa, tell me all the people who know where my keys are.”
My girl friend calls me Bee-sh*t ‘cause I’m so sweet!
Hello Costco? 12,000 is kinda like their minimum pack, isn’t it?
Resigned looking Brenda, however.
Yeah, I know the situation. I was right, the instructions were right, but the food just didn’t get it.
This joke dates back to the 1800s, though of course not as a comic strip. Ambrose Bierce for one makes reference to the hoop snake disappearing entirely.
So, if he’s not a good player, does Wally get a lump of coal for Christmas?
This is also how we got kale. Stuff so nasty the pioneers ate it out of desperation because nothing else green grows in winter. So we, thanks to a bunch of deranged hippies, get it foisted on us involuntarily all year round.
None of those will remain dry in a humid environment. All absorb moisture readily.
Looks like NINE rude awakenings!