Of course, Drano in 10-gal containers will leave you with regular pipe replacement costs, but that might even be cost-effective.
Every time I clean the bathroom, I finish up by telling my wife that people with hair will no longer be allowed to use the facilities. Since I still have a (thinning) head of hair and a beard, she tends to treat this like all my other pronouncements.
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnd, a LOT of unsuccessful people also didn’t have degrees.
Years ago, about 30 miles out in the nothing-but-sagebrush of Nevada, a huge billboard announced, “Winnemucca: City of Paved Streets!” Sure enough …
If it’s illegal, why do they call it tourist season?
WHICH ONE OF YOU … oh, ah, which one of you is it making mad?
And so Mercury went up in flames?
It’s a picture of his pillow! Y’know, a memento of what he values highly!
The venom of many varieties of spiders basically rot or liquefy the flesh, which is why healing is so difficult. Brown recluse venom, as noted elsewhere, works this way.
Actually, one of the best ways to deal with a recalcitrant, spitting llama is in fact to spit back. Usually they are totally nonplussed and actually do settle down.
There are only three ways to make food taste more appealing. Sugar-dusted lard balls covers two of ‘em; salt is the third. That’s why a local ice cream company selling salty ice cream has lines down the block. Hint: I’m not in the lines.