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  1. about 10 hours ago on Close to Home

    Of course, Drano in 10-gal containers will leave you with regular pipe replacement costs, but that might even be cost-effective.

    Every time I clean the bathroom, I finish up by telling my wife that people with hair will no longer be allowed to use the facilities. Since I still have a (thinning) head of hair and a beard, she tends to treat this like all my other pronouncements.

  2. 2 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Aaaaaaaaannnnnnd, a LOT of unsuccessful people also didn’t have degrees.

  3. 2 days ago on Loose Parts

    Years ago, about 30 miles out in the nothing-but-sagebrush of Nevada, a huge billboard announced, “Winnemucca: City of Paved Streets!” Sure enough …

  4. 2 days ago on In the Bleachers

    If it’s illegal, why do they call it tourist season?

  5. 2 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    WHICH ONE OF YOU … oh, ah, which one of you is it making mad?

  6. 2 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    And so Mercury went up in flames?

  7. 2 days ago on Andy Capp

    It’s a picture of his pillow! Y’know, a memento of what he values highly!

  8. 4 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    The venom of many varieties of spiders basically rot or liquefy the flesh, which is why healing is so difficult. Brown recluse venom, as noted elsewhere, works this way.

  9. 4 days ago on Loose Parts

    Actually, one of the best ways to deal with a recalcitrant, spitting llama is in fact to spit back. Usually they are totally nonplussed and actually do settle down.

  10. 4 days ago on Garfield

    There are only three ways to make food taste more appealing. Sugar-dusted lard balls covers two of ‘em; salt is the third. That’s why a local ice cream company selling salty ice cream has lines down the block. Hint: I’m not in the lines.