Liverlips McCracken Premium

A fan of comics since before I learned to read. Also a fan of reading. I believe a good pun elicits groans. Good humor is not PC. Good humus is PU.

Recent Comments

  1. about 6 hours ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    Very helpful. Where was this when I needed it?

  2. about 6 hours ago on Mike Luckovich

    Probably a good time to teach it. If they were ever going to pay attention to this lesson, it would be NOW.

  3. about 6 hours ago on Herman

    Impersonating a statue?

  4. about 6 hours ago on HUBRIS!

    They’re having a quadathon? Swim, bike, run, canoe?

  5. about 6 hours ago on Ballard Street

    Now that you mention it, I believe I did hear something about that. Apparently it was quite a big deal!

  6. about 6 hours ago on Ballard Street

    “Private Mills” Sounds like the makings of a sit-com to me. Starring Mary Lou Bassett and her 50KW smile.

  7. about 6 hours ago on Ballard Street

    I am a baseball fan. I can recall watching a Red Sox game on TV many years ago when Manny Ramirez and Willy Mo Pena were on the team. Manny was not a small man. One of the truly elite right-handed power hitters of his time. I was watching in the dugout when Manny, after getting a cup of water, turned around to find himself staring at the broad expanse of Willy Mo Pena’s chest. Manny Ramirez flinched and did a double-take, and this was for a teammate he saw every day. Willy Mo was enormous, and his strength matched his size. He hit, without doubt, some of the hardest and longest home runs I have ever seen. He could hit ANYBODY’S fastball. Unfortunately for him, he also could not recognize anybody’s curveball. Once the pitchers figured this out, they had a reliable way to get him out and his career never really caught fire.

  8. about 6 hours ago on Ballard Street

    Who’s beating the drums?

  9. about 6 hours ago on Ballard Street

    Oh, and BTW Harold, the dark socks and garters are a nice touch.

  10. about 6 hours ago on Ballard Street

    Careful, Harold. Jump up too suddenly and you may be in touch with that b-ball hoop.