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There was once a competitor in the New York City Marathon who was disqualified when it was discovered she took the subway for much of the route. She was found out when a Banksy was discovered on the seat of her shorts which she sold for $40,000. Believe It or Not!
Bad news, Andy, me lad. That’s the feed from your doorbell camera. :(
They have these at all the casinos where tour busses by the dozen unload geezers to blow their Social Security checks and their children’s inheritance. “Ooooo, Gladys, they’ve got a new Buffalo machine.”
Lighten up, Francis. It could have been the spider plant.
Turtles follow NASCAR? Who’d a thunk it. Cool beans! God Bless You, Dick Trickle, wherever you are!
I feel that way about Halloween, personally. :) And fie on anyone who dares disrespect candy corn!
COVID? Well, probably not but that is what they (you know who you are) will claim and record, anyway.
How much does you gas cost? Notice any empty shelves in your grocery or pharmacy? How about that border with Mexico, anyone coming in illegally? How about that withdrawal from Afghanistan leaving American citizens behind? How does your stock portfolio look? How about your taxes, assuming you pay any and don’t live off mine through government subsidies? Oh… that’s it.
Bwaaa Haaa Haaa A Grammar Nodzee correcting Trump when The Big Guy can’t put two sentences together without a flub up or lost train of thought… assuming he thinks. For the record, his handler, Barry Hussein Soetoro spoke in five word bursts as he read off a teleprompter. Drool Bucket Joe can’t even do that right. You take the cake, skippy. Every time the short bus takes you out of town your village is missing its idiot.