Asking people, “Do you miss me yet?”
I doubt he’d give up his towel anyway. What kind of hoopy frood would relinquish one of the most useful items in the universe?
I think in this case the human is the jerky.
Doesn’t that have something to do with parrots?
… I’m sorry about that. I’ve been under a lot of stress lately.
Thank you. I’m more than happy to admit that I stole that joke from a Broom-Hilda strip from the 70s/80s era. Recycling is always a good thing.
The Trotskys always appear. I blame eating too many green apple-skys.
…No, I’m not sorry.
Yessirree, “Be Prepared”. If there were a Boy Scout brand of condoms, that would be the ideal tagline.
According to the late Sir Terry Pratchett, HE considered himself a PICKER-UP OF UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES..
When he can spell it.
Marlboro Man, Marlboro Man,Doin’ the things a Marlboro can.What’s he like? It’s not important.Marlboro Man…
… I couldn’t help myself. Sorry.