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1. 5 days ago on Fred Basset

   Fortunately, you can “repair” it with a ball-peen hammer.

2. 5 days ago on Agnes

   She’s doing as well as the US space program over recent years: big dreams, lots of boasting, and at most prototypes that don’t actually do what the finished product is supposed to do (orbit in their case, fly in hers).

3. 9 days ago on Agnes

   You work for the defense industry, don’t you?

4. 9 days ago on In the Bleachers

   … or by a comma if the feeling’s not as strong.

5. 9 days ago on In the Bleachers

   I’ve heard it attributed to Bear Bryant. To be honest, though, I suspect it was a widespread truism.

6. 10 days ago on Cornered

   “You put the lime in the coconut and drank ’em both up?”

7. 10 days ago on FoxTrot

   “First and last name?”

   “Puddin Tane. Ask me again and I’ll tell you the same.”

   “Nice to see you again, Mr. Tane. I see this is your 109th visit to this restaurant today.”

8. 13 days ago on Strange Brew

   No luggage for him to jump over.

9. 13 days ago on Cornered

   I know I need to cut back when Juan Valdez and his burro begin actually appearing to me.

   That, or when I can’t stop dancing. That happened to me in grad school once, probably after my third pot of coffee.

10. 13 days ago on Scary Gary

    Only creeps stay there for 8 years, right?