The answer, my friends, isn’t blowing in the wind.
The only figures who lay down the law against him are female. Even The Principal doesn’t seem to do much.
He’s a Lady Gaga fan? Who knew?
Rover needs his fiber.
It’s five pm somewhere.
When I worked at a Panasonic warehouse, we had large screen Panasonic TVs in the breakroom, even though everyone had their own screens and there was nowhere to go to get away from the noise. We had Panasonic copying machines for our low-level copying needs, even though the industrial scale user manual jobs were handled by Xerox machines. One thing they never gave us to use were Panasonic massage chairs. Pity.
Yeah, but now it’s socially acceptable to drink at home alone.
Maybe bar patrons can bring six foot straws.
His son is named Philbert. https://www.gocomics.com/brewsterrockit/2020/01/06
He is a dad, of an alien born from his stomach.