When I turn 80, the planet will be uninhabitable.
The government wanted to break up Microsoft, but it shrank just fine all on its own. Can you say “iPhone”?
Porky Pig was Sal’s replacement.
I should have worded it: “I want to ride a dog sled between all the counties in Alaska.”
“No, I’m sure dogs would be faster.”
Polly gone? Should have closed the cage.
And she not even an only child.
Few people seem to notice the same thing happened in “It’s a Wonderful Life”.
Next conversation with Pig and Goat: “I want to go to Alaska and ride a donkey between the counties.”
“No, I only need one.”
Or “Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina and the Waves.