The joke for the other brand: Why do leopards like Pepsi Cola? Because Pepsi Cola really hits the spot!
Did you hear about the self-mutilating cannibal who threw up his hands in despair?
Oh for the good ol’ days when people burned 5G towers and tried to crash trains in to hospital ships that aren’t moored especially close to train tracks.
Who was that masked man?
A distant relation to Lio’s Bunacula?
Someone needs cue cards.
Maybe a pancake discus toss would be better.
I HOP, the restaurant of the existential kangaroo. IBM is the computer of the existential baby.
If I give a belly rub and don’t take the lemonade, will I earn five cents?
Like buying a car to get to work to pay for the car.