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Ermine Notyours Free

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  1. 2 days ago on Over the Hedge

    JonBenet Ramsey.

  2. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    We regularly have contest to create vapid safety slogan posters at work. What I want is the chance to make posters that will be displayed at the corporate offices, and then shown to potential stockholders. I nearly did these anyway, but I was afraid someone would recognize my handwriting. (They have these inane safety rules at work, such as pushing a pallet jack instead of pulling it, yet they won’t hold up their end of the bargain, by fixing the lights that are mostly burned out in the warehouses, or fixing the stepladders that are falling apart.)

    It’s safety first, not profits first. If you can’t afford safety, you can’t afford to stay in business. Put up the safety improvements or put up a “for sale” sign.

  3. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    There’s no “me” in “team.” (Um…)

  4. 2 days ago on Speechless

    Ear and tail cosplay when you already have a tail? Well, we already have ears.

  5. 2 days ago on Arlo and Janis

    Ichabod.

  6. 3 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    He’s currently eating Frosted Sugar Bombs without the Bombs.

  7. 3 days ago on Heart of the City

    One high school teacher had a rule that you couldn’t do a report on a book that had been made into a movie, because then someone would just watch the movie to get the basic plot outline. I don’t think she could have made a rule against doing a report on any book with Cliff Notes.

  8. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Rat should just watch the show on his phone as he drives out to help.

  9. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Check the cheaper option first.

  10. 3 days ago on Arlo and Janis

    Worked a one-day temp job in one of a group of short towers around a pond. I saw a heron fly down to the pond, stalk something, then came up with an orange koi. Then someone rushed out of one of the other buildings to scare the bird away. If possible, they should stock the pond with cheaper fish to attract birds, because I can’t see the fish from the buildings.