People get my name wrong so often that I no longer bother to correct them. I answer to just about anything … Ron, Rod, Roy, Mike, Bill, Sue, Mr. Bulk, Incredible Bulk, and a few not fit to print.
I thought it was the falling that caused gangrene. The number of times I’ve slipped and fallen on the ice I should have died years ago.
You know that’s odd. I I didn’t make an appointment with a psycho-therapist I was sure it was with a regular the-rapist
I wonder if Irma’s diner was inspired by Barf’s diner from “You can’t do that on television”? Food quality seems about the same.
The health inspector came in and complained about the hamburger. Now he’s the hamburger!
It’s Pea Green
February is clearly the coldest month of the year. It’s got the brr right in the name.
well for me that would be an improvement as Satan has current ownership rights.
I got to manage a bulk food store thanks to my English degree. Stupid high school guidance counsellors telling me there would be lots of teaching jobs when i finished school.
my 30 minute break at 2 in the afternoon on Christmas Eve always sufficed for me to get my Christmas shopping started and finished.