I am not real.
We did that in 9th grade. Student feedback was useful, but only the teacher’s grade counted.
Q: What did Della wear?
A: A new jersey.
Q: What do you do when you find Chicago Ill?*
A: Call the Baltimore MD!
*That tells you how old this joke is: it predates the advent of two-letter state abbreviations. Some of my friends from O. and Fla. howled when these abbreviations were introduced, but I, being from NY, never saw the big deal in it.
Aaand, the faculty breathes a collective sigh of relief.
Flagged.
Jane’s smarter than Talia realizes. In a moment they’ll all be in the dishwasher, and Jane won’t have had to lift a finger.
If I ever get that sick, substitute naan (or paratha) for the pita, and we’re in business. #loveIndianfood
Welcome to the Bridge, little Cleo. You are a beautiful creature of G-d and will do well in kitty heaven with us. Come, let’s play in the sun!
—love, Andy, Lacey, and Sam
Beat me to it. :-P
Oo! A double joke!
You are so right, anomalous. I bet plaids are hard to paint (they’re not just stripes on stripes), so Georgia would consider that a challenge.
Also, as Anna-Tiger points out, it was Diwali recently…another reason to break out the bright colors!
We did that in 9th grade. Student feedback was useful, but only the teacher’s grade counted.