Recent Comments

1. about 17 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Pay taxes to use the road and then effin’ talk to me.

2. about 17 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Now, now. Be gentle. Cyclists suffer from an abnormally high rate of erectile dysfunction.

   Their bravado is all that they have.

3. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   YESSSS!

4. 3 days ago on Pooch Cafe

   I used to have a kitten that would do that…of course she climbed up my pants and the back of my shirt to get there. Fortunately for my back, she knew when she had gotten too large to do that anymore. It was getting difficult to explain to women, “No, no. My CAT did that. Really!”

5. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   My last wife literally lead me to drinking. For the first time in 30 years I became an imbiber again last year right before I divorced her. That’s when I discovered Guiness. Its been my constant companion and go to drink ever since.

   So I guess I should thank the old harpy for that.

6. 4 days ago on Pooch Cafe

   Like Jessica Rabbit, Poncho’s not really bad, he’s just drawn that way.

7. 4 days ago on Get Fuzzy

   Extra crispy with a side of mashed potatoes.

8. 5 days ago on Brewster Rockit

   I’ve never felt more sorry for diabetics in my life. Look, I’m a dyed in the wool meatatarian. If its meat, I’ll eat. But rinds? Blecccch!

9. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Well, yeah, Goat. You can’t eat the cheese without a brew to wash it down.

10. 5 days ago on Get Fuzzy

    Bucky don’t give a ****y!