At a famous online store a famous brand of jelly beans costs $20.40 for three pounds. 400 beans per pound. 1 Penny will buy .588 beans today.
I’ve often cautioned that a common death bed regret will be: Why, oh why didn’t i eat more rotisserie chicken?
At best I’ve been mocked and I expect more of the same.
Though, based on limited anecdotal data, (I interviewed two hospice workers. Both told me to go away) I feel society will eventually have to put aside it’s jealousy and admit I’m right.
It could be an evolved survival mechanism or a cultural imperative, i.e., chicken – get to the other side, kind of thing.
What is this? The first hint of a plot in over 8 years.. I thought I was reading Mary Worth for a second.
Orange Cat Good
Milk Man, Juice Man, Egg Man, Coal Man, Chips Man, Diaper Man, Gas Man. Upon announcing their title they had implied permission to enter your home.
The Paper/Rags Man stayed with his horse and cart.
If you are new to the strip..
DO NOT FEEL COMPASSION FOR ROSEMARY.
Under any circumstances, ever.
Always thought the ack sound was useful when coining onomatopoeic words. Guess not.
The consequences may vary but the stress meter can hit 10 be the stressor sandy shoes or a failing critical investment.
It’s only a matter of time.
WRKO morning talk/news call screener: WRKO. Me: Hello, I’d like to speak on the air. WRKO morning talk/news call screener: You’re third in line, please hold. Me: Hold, hold. Hosts Ted and Janet: Hello. Me: Hello. Regarding the topic being discussed this is my opinion: Blah… blah… blah… Alert type sound effect: Alert! Hosts Ted and Janet: Well! You can pick up $68 if you can tell us what topic David Brudnoy was discussing on his talk show last night… Me: Wow! I was listening. Pause. I was shaving. Hosts Ted and Janet: Ha, ha! Me: Pause pause. Oh, oh, it’s coming back. Hosts Ted and Janet: We can only give you a bit more time… 3… 2… Me: Insurance! Sound effects: Crowd cheering wildly. Hosts Ted and Janet: You have $68 coming your way! Stay on the line and give your address to our producer. Me: Wow! $68!!!!