Calvin’s idea of perfect parenting: no making him go to school; letting him stay up as long as he likes; letting him use power tools; no vegetables; no baths; no babysitters.
Even if they are you only get to play that card for so long. Then you have to step up and take responsibility for your own decisions and the life you live.
Despite three STEM degrees, I’ve given up on science. My wife and I come from narrow genetic pools on opposite sides of the world. We raised all three kids the same. But neither nature or nurture seems to work as they are about as orthogonally different as can be.Of course, we should parent as well as we can and can’t stop worrying about them, but they will be what they will be. In over 40 years, I’ve taught over 15,000 university students. This generation is neither better nor worse than previous ones. Yes, they are a little different due to their environment. But not as different as many people (including politicians on both sides) think.
3 times meals, with loads of cookies, a stuffed tiger, a bathing tub, a separate room, a tree house in the yard, advices on building character. What more can a six year old ask.
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
It isn’t the parenting that screws you up. It’s the genes.
codycab 11 months ago
The fact that you’re screwing yourself up, Calvin?
GreasyOldTam 11 months ago
What assurance do we have that your childing isn’t screwing us up?
yoey1957 11 months ago
When I was a young parent, there were times I questioned my parenting. However, there were also times I questioned my childs childing.
C 11 months ago
Well Bucko..
JudasPeckerwood 11 months ago
Just remind them that you’ll be choosing their nursing home someday — it will help to keep them focused.
su43dipta 11 months ago
Take it or leave!
robinafox 11 months ago
Calvin’s idea of perfect parenting: no making him go to school; letting him stay up as long as he likes; letting him use power tools; no vegetables; no baths; no babysitters.
SHIVA 11 months ago
Sounds like he’s having a Eureka Moment!!!
Snickerz 11 months ago
That’s what sucks about it; if they are, you usually don’t realize til you’re an adult.
Dr. Quatermass 11 months ago
Calvin’s really thinking, “What assurance do I have that your screwing me up isn’t parenting?”
Macushlalondra 11 months ago
Well gee, Calvin, I don’t know. Maybe a little warming of your posterior region might give you further assurance?
Kaputnik 11 months ago
Wait until you’re in your early twenties, then sit down and assess how screwed up you are.
snsurone76 11 months ago
Considering that they never wanted him in the first place (at least, Dad didn’t), Calvin may have a point there.
Imagine 11 months ago
Looks like he finally figured it out.
VegaAlopex 11 months ago
There are no assurances in life, Calvin.
MayCauseBurns 11 months ago
It was quite a shock when, as a child, I realized my parents did not know everything and were making it up as they went along.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 11 months ago
None
RobinHood 11 months ago
Actually, Calvin, your childhood is screwing them up.
Tomscomics70 11 months ago
The running joke in my family was laughing at the parents who thought “they” were going to raise perfect kids.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
In this society, doing nothing with kids is screwing them up!
Just-me 11 months ago
Paddling Calvin’s fundament would begin to straighten him up…
brick10 11 months ago
TOO late!
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
Absolutely none
nsr60 11 months ago
The question could also be interpreted as “How do I know it’s not you?”
jagedlo 11 months ago
None…you have to wait years to find out!
Nighthawks Premium Member 11 months ago
you won’t realize it until you’re paying 200 dollars an hour for an psychiatrist to sort through all that childhood ‘trauma’
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 11 months ago
Said every kid ever born at one time or another. Then it’s their turn.
tripwire45 11 months ago
None.
SamT53 11 months ago
Too late, that ship has sailed.
cdward 11 months ago
None. Now go to bed.
Greyhame 11 months ago
Ya puts down yer dollar, ya spins tha wheel.
sandpiper 11 months ago
Save it for later, Cal. You’ll get the picture then.
gantech 11 months ago
Given his behavior, that could be a valid question.
a swino 11 months ago
Phillip Larkin, This Be the Verse
rshive 11 months ago
None, Calvin. But you do your best to help.
ladykat 11 months ago
Absolutely none.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago
None. Go watch TV.
Robert4170 11 months ago
As usual, Calvin attempts to avoid any personal responsibility for his behavior/actions.
Michael Helwig 11 months ago
Too late Calvin.
The Doctor 11 months ago
Now days if anything is screwing you up it’s your friends and the internet.
klapre 11 months ago
Even if they are you only get to play that card for so long. Then you have to step up and take responsibility for your own decisions and the life you live.
mindjob 11 months ago
Relax, screwed up kids are today’s success stories.
schuejk 11 months ago
Despite three STEM degrees, I’ve given up on science. My wife and I come from narrow genetic pools on opposite sides of the world. We raised all three kids the same. But neither nature or nurture seems to work as they are about as orthogonally different as can be.Of course, we should parent as well as we can and can’t stop worrying about them, but they will be what they will be. In over 40 years, I’ve taught over 15,000 university students. This generation is neither better nor worse than previous ones. Yes, they are a little different due to their environment. But not as different as many people (including politicians on both sides) think.
mike75035 11 months ago
Too late.
lmuller7 11 months ago
What about drug experimentation ? And money ?
sallyseckman 11 months ago
It comes down to what your therapist says.
Steverino Premium Member 11 months ago
None.
swanridge 11 months ago
“Because you’re already screwed up? The most we can do is reverse it.”
mistercatworks 11 months ago
It’s how you react to the parenting that screws you up.
poppacapsmokeblower 11 months ago
No parenting is perfect, just as no human being (any age) is.
wiley207 11 months ago
I bet the Dad said the same thing to HIS parents!
Sherlock5 11 months ago
Typical Calvin — trying to shift the blame for his bad behavior.
anomaly 11 months ago
Be assured it is. No one comes out of childhood perfect.
Mediatech 11 months ago
It’s not like he has a lot of other options.
Curiosity Premium Member 11 months ago
/\ Actually it can be either, or both, and there is no guarantee even if things seem ok to you as a kid.
Chris Sherlock 11 months ago
None right now, Calvin. Wait about fifteen years and if you’re not in jail, they didn’t screw you up.
Ray Helvy Premium Member 11 months ago
None that you can understand at your age, Calvin.
abucksworth Premium Member 11 months ago
Absolutely none. Same as the rest of us.
John Jorgensen 11 months ago
This is weird. It looks like their couch and end table are floating in a void.
hagarthehorrible 10 months ago
3 times meals, with loads of cookies, a stuffed tiger, a bathing tub, a separate room, a tree house in the yard, advices on building character. What more can a six year old ask.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 10 months ago
Go clean your room!
lindz.coop Premium Member 10 months ago
None.
einarbt 10 months ago
Already too late.
Marv Walker 10 months ago
I’m not the least bit paranoid but I’m 100% certain Watterson is following me around!!!
lalapalooza Premium Member 9 months ago
how did i miss this?? great pristine toon plus the discussion is fantastic.. !
aussie399 Premium Member 8 months ago
Look in the mirror, boy.