Add spinach to that mess and he’ll definitely feel punished.
Oh he bought a present for himself. If you really want to give her something she’ll like get something that will make you look sexy.
If you’re trying to resist something, don’t have it in the house. Otherwise it will call to you and you will not be able to resist it.
Hey all of the Captain Crunch cereals are great. I love them all. Nothing to break up over.
Too bad he’s too young for his own phone. He could record her and maybe she’d get in trouble for the rotten things she’s saying to him.
I know how he feels. After all these years I still remember the parent/teacher conferences. You get two days off from school but you can’t enjoy them because you know when your teacher and mother meet you’re in deep trouble. Once I went with my mother to the conference and stayed on the playground while she went in to talk to the teacher. I couldn’t even play because I knew I’d be in trouble. When she came out I asked what the teacher said and she growled, “We’ll talk about it at home!”
The haircut looks cute on her but I don’t think it’ll make much of a difference in the unemployment line.
I remember when this particular strip was originally posted, I still lived at home and my mom got a kick out of it. Garfield is so cute in the last panel.
If you have to wear the stupid thing you might as well make a fashion statement out of it.
I hate to be a party pooper but there is no way I would put on an “over the hill” sweatshirt. No freaking way.