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What can I say in 160 characters? Anejo, insouciant, irreverent, insightful, left handed, perverse, humorous, intelligent, introverted & obviously into myself.

Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on Working Daze

    Naming contest time! Go!

    Methuselah, Jeroboam, butt … wait those are all real and in use.

    Starbucks wasn’t the first with odd names.

  2. 1 day ago on Thatababy

    Baby doesn’t realize s/he is the far end of the evolutionary sequence.

  3. 1 day ago on Thatababy

    The year I was born, the Nobel peace in chemistry went to the creator of mud.

  4. 1 day ago on Shoe

    Yes, a purple stomach medal.

  5. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    During mating season the male frogs that don’t manage to mate have other sacs that true blue too.

  6. 1 day ago on Arlo and Janis

    I’m old enough to remember, “Sweater girls,” from years, decades, and a century ago, Mansfield, Van Dorn, to name two.

  7. 1 day ago on Thatababy

    Yes, a semi-solid fueled rocket motor.

  8. 2 days ago on Working Daze

    I accept your point of view as the creator. I will point out, not to contradict, many in your audience are intimately familiar with both.

  9. 2 days ago on Thatababy

    You’d think he’d be smarter than the average bear.

  10. 2 days ago on Speed Bump

    Along the line of, “Fractured Fairytales,” once upon a time the princess(es) are twins, trapped(?) in a tall tower where one twin, awake, is guarding her sleeping sister. Our hero(?) kisses the guardian twin, (because he doesn’t kiss without permission from the kissed, and her sister is watching). The guardian twin princess immediately falls asleep, so he kisses the sleeping princess, since her sister is no longer watching, and the sleeping princess immediately awakens. The hero realizes he’s trapped, things are not going beyond a single kiss. He can’t kiss the sleeping princess with her sister watching, and kissing the awake princess will put them both asleep. So he has the awake princess kiss her sister and the two princesses are caught in an endless loop. Which is where we get the phrase, “Like kissing your sister.”