How would he know?
As long as you don’t cast two shadows, you’re ok.
Now somewhere in the black recesses of Charles Schulz’s mind, there lived a young boy named Linus Raccoon…
I swear, if Lucy slugged him for that one, I’d applaud her.
She’s hiding out in the open, with only a wall behind her. How is that a perfect hiding place?
“Thet only brang me up to 23.” ~ Lil’ Abner
“Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?”
You are to be congratulated on a dazzling display of mental gymnastics!
What did Ralph expect from someone who wears a watermelon on his head?
45 has turned it into an art form.