It’s an automatic dog. A dogmatic.
I was pulling weeds yesterday. Boy, am I Thor.
That footage must be exciting.
There’s a county near Atlanta that these guys should invade. It’s Cobb County.
I was driving down the interstate and went around a tanker truck carrying gasoline. Yes, I passed gas on the highway.
We have a self-cleaning cat.
Odysseus needs to know about this.
We once had a feline that liked to sleep on the dresser in the bedroom. He was a bureaucat.
An old guy once told me how to kill an owl that is sitting on a post: “You walk around the owl real slow in a counterclockwise direction, and it’s head will unscrew and fall off”.
It’s gnome on the range.