Yes, although it’s no doubt to my discredit, I’m not too distressed by my inability to recall all the state capitals. But I would be rather embarrassed to have forgotten an entire state.
No, he doesn’t want to take your money, he just wants to look at it.
I don’t think I need to be loved by anyone who is not personally acquainted with me. I also don’t think that is likely to become a problem.
Although I got the joke (it’s not that obscure), it’s ironic that I went to Wikipedia to find out what the state capital really is.
I rather think that I would have learned all the state capitals in elementary school, but that was some time ago.
He’s the spokesmouse for the competing Kelly brick company.
At his level of wealth, I wonder how often he deals with actual physical currency. Even for us commoners it’s becoming less common.
No idea, and I’m not going to bother looking it up. I’m old enough to remember cameras with all these extra settings which serious photographers worried about, so I more or less got the joke after a moment’s thought. But our family just used simple instant cameras, and at one point, a Polaroid.
Not, I realize, that anyone actually asked, but I got around to looking this up in the Oxford English Dictionary. “Beknownst” is not mentioned, but it does give beknown, beknow, beknowing, and even beknowledge.
Stop whining and do as much evil as you can with what you’ve got.
I haven’t had scrapple in a long time, but I thinkI liked it.