Anyone who didn’t laugh either had no sense of humor, seriously impaired vision, or superhuman self control.
But enough about my bowel movements. Did I tell you about my rash?
If he keeps puffing smoke all over the place, some irate non-smoker is going to clean his clock.
Luckily, he was never really into wool production. He likes herding for its own sake.
If you see trash all over the place, you’ll know you’re right.
I’m fine with core values of “making lots of money while observing the law, being reasonably ethical, and treating our employees fairly”. But they always have to dress it up with insincere idealism.
Horace is light headed.
Never tried drinking skin lotion or coconut water, and have no plans to try either.
I like our New England winters, springs, and autumns. Summer is a mixed bag, but there are some good days. Can’t stand excessive heat, whether it’s humid or not. Right around 60 to 70 F is just right. Anything above 80 is too damned hot.
But with maturity may come the realization that her father is occasionally right. And that she is frequently wrong.