Tarzan is addicted to chewing sour berries.
Next, a rhino comes in and chases the lion off. Then an elephant chases the rhino. Finally, a blue whale chases the elephant.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Making pictures of perpetrators took much longer when using oil paint.
Tarzan’s call: “Aaauuugh!”
Quickly the ants answer Tarzan’s call and start chewing on the ropes.
“You advertised elephant rides. Well? Here’s my elephant. You want to cradle him or do a fireman’s carry?”
“Elephant? Naw. He’s a tapir with a glandular problem.”
The birds helped Cinderella dress every morning, but the mice were the real problem.
Putting birdseed in her hair did wonders for its body, but the following it attracted was annoying.