“Hey, sailor! New in town?”
There was a choice? I didn’t see that option on the list.
Time for some audience participation.
Jumping at a woman with your legs spread will tend to distract her.
If going partly off-topic gets her praise, she should’ve done the report on talking horses.
It’s always free.
“I must go now, but I will always remember the fond way you wiped your nose on my lapel!”
Miss Priss’ School for Debutantes is nearby.
Not alien at all where I live.
There’s a fair percentage in real life, too.