Betrayed by the love of kibble. Sad, that.
Activate her chip? What magic is this? I want it.
Ah hah! The search for the great pumpkin is inherited by the next generation. The circle of life.
The Romans had circuses and gladiators. We have soaps and football. Is this what evolution looks like? …ugh
The reaper is a raker? Huh! Who knew?
Maybe if cubicles had roofs they would be more tolerable. At least I could take a decent nap.
Yup. Smash and grab is about the training level my dogs attain. They smash things before I can grab them. …sigh
Try “hello”. It works for me.
Ouch. Still midevil if you ask me. More evil than mid.
Humm. I smell the distinct scent of sarcasm. Bitter, yet ironic.