I always wondered what they’d do if you walked in wearing one shoe.
You should have known without asking, Uncle-Daddy-Grandpa.
Avast ye scurvy dogs!
Petey, you hippie!
Now replace the steering wheel with reins.
There’s also a nearby celestial body bombarding the outdoors with dangerous ultraviolet light — much safer to stay inside!
Wait, is Dinkle actually Charlie Brown all grown up?
Wait till you see the Internet…
Chekhov’s little plastic sword