Apparently mice aren’t very smart. They leave the mouse hole door wide open as they mourn? Four more meals for the cat, I guess.
Theology 101 at Trump University.
Nocturnal Convulsions is the name of my new Emo band.
Yeah, but who’s gonna put down their thumb on the wrapping paper while Tapey® (registered trademark of Kringle/Meisterburger Enterprises, LLC) does the taping?
Was always soda for me growing up in the DC burbs. Funny thing we have up here though is how people put the stress on words like “elementary”. I’ve heard people (including teachers in my daughter’s schools) pronounce it elemenTARy and eleMENtary, and it drive me nuts!
Then you have “steamed hams” which is not used in Utica, but is more of an Albany expression.
That’s what I used to think the 1000 Islands looked like. Don’t move here permanently! Don’t come here in winter, especially if you hate winter weather! You have been warned. I wish I’d been properly warned. :-(
Wasn’t there a gag in Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid about using a girl’s underwear to make soup?
Of course, buying a taser was Nancy’s Plan A.
e.g. the Bugs Bunny episode where the stranded survivors look at each other as a hamberder (my apologies to a soon citizen Trump) and a hot dog.