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  1. about 2 months ago on Last Kiss

    “And Mom was right you know, that does look like a shriveled-up worm under your nose.”

  2. 2 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Nobody likes zoning until someone wants to put in a gravel pit next door.

  3. 2 months ago on Off the Mark

    Missed “things to pee on” and “Yards to poop in”.

  4. 2 months ago on Off the Mark

    I’d never get anything done without lists. The satisfaction is crossing off each item.

  5. 2 months ago on Doonesbury

    Their latest chant is “But…..but… Hunter Biden did something! Maybe. We just can’t prove anything.”

  6. 2 months ago on Red and Rover

    Crows and their cousins, ravens, will go to great lengths to protect each other. They have a wide language of calls, some that will roust anyone within hearing distance bring them coming quickly.

  7. 2 months ago on Lalo Alcaraz

    Arm teachers? At my school, the teachers were driven to insanity. If they were armed, they would certainly have shot the students.

  8. 2 months ago on Lalo Alcaraz

    Easy answer here… Just close all the schools and send kids directly to the military at age 5.

  9. 2 months ago on Last Kiss

    This is really simple. Apparently the constitution allows a “well regulated Militia” by which some early delusional lawyer convinced the Supreme Court that really means that regular citizens can own black powder muskets, despite their ability to be “well regulated”.

    But we don’t allow citizens to have nuclear weapons. So, we just need to decide where to draw the line by defining “arms”.

    Any clear-headed conservative constitutional judge should go straight back to the beginning and define “arms” as black powder muskets, as the founders intended.

  10. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    This would be funnier if these types of things didn’t happen in real life.