Lalo makes an honest living and pays taxes. If you want to worship outlaws and dictators, there’s no shortage in the world. Why go with someone who even failed at that.
Back when people had corded electric alarm clocks on their nightstand, there was a long button on the top called the snooze bar. Hitting it immediately after the alarm went off would silence the alarm for 10 minutes or so. This cartoon was probably lost on anyone under 40 years old, or anyone who depended on their mother to wake them in the morning.
I guess if you are able to go nine months without a beer you deserve a few gifts.