My last two-day delivery from Amazon took almost a month. I tracked the package, and it took a circular journey around the United States to a couple dozen states, none of which was mine.
They’re not just sitting there. They’re communicating back to the mother ship and reporting details of the life forms on earth and the best methods of invading.
Its all a govment conspirasy. They jus wanna git kids in to fill there heds with COMMUNISM and nonsense. Who needs aldat crap wen all you really need is a big GUN, cept Biden wans to take um away.
Was it a waste of money? Well, it wasn’t directly taxpayer money (although most billionaires don’t pay much, including Trumpsky), but there was a huge amount of information gained. Compare the dollars with only a few days in the Bush Wars in the Middle East, and a rocket is money well spent.
Fast-forward 35 years and Moe is in jail for storming the US capital building, with 50 senators pretending that it didn’t happen. (“I thought that they were tourists”)
To be REALLY cool, you need to wear them at night! (Like Corey Hart)