“And Mom was right you know, that does look like a shriveled-up worm under your nose.”
Nobody likes zoning until someone wants to put in a gravel pit next door.
Missed “things to pee on” and “Yards to poop in”.
I’d never get anything done without lists. The satisfaction is crossing off each item.
Their latest chant is “But…..but… Hunter Biden did something! Maybe. We just can’t prove anything.”
Crows and their cousins, ravens, will go to great lengths to protect each other. They have a wide language of calls, some that will roust anyone within hearing distance bring them coming quickly.
Arm teachers? At my school, the teachers were driven to insanity. If they were armed, they would certainly have shot the students.
Easy answer here… Just close all the schools and send kids directly to the military at age 5.
This is really simple. Apparently the constitution allows a “well regulated Militia” by which some early delusional lawyer convinced the Supreme Court that really means that regular citizens can own black powder muskets, despite their ability to be “well regulated”.
But we don’t allow citizens to have nuclear weapons. So, we just need to decide where to draw the line by defining “arms”.
Any clear-headed conservative constitutional judge should go straight back to the beginning and define “arms” as black powder muskets, as the founders intended.
This would be funnier if these types of things didn’t happen in real life.