"If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't be reading the funnies"
Maybe he’s a vampire, he knows she’s type O
“I’ll settle for some stocks”
He can’t remember everything on his list unless he made a copy
Leaving money to your pets sounds pretty common these days
I wonder, wonder, who wrote that book
His callouses are so thick, he can’t feel a thing
I knew a girl named Bony Maroni, she was as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Snoopy gets an A, while Marcie scratches her head
Where’s the Nitrous oxide?
They were secretly hoping to find a McDonalds…
Maybe he’s a vampire, he knows she’s type O