Born on the tundra and raised by wolves, now lost in the big city
All the good beaches are crowded.
Who is the greater fool, the one who leads, or the one who follows?
A little comb over and no one will notice.
Obviously the decision of pork barrel politicians.
Based on my reading of Greek mythology; if you get an omen, no matter what you do, it will be the wrong choice.
An ant would have to move pretty fast to get into my dogs food before he polished it off.
He can conjure food, and still insists on eating out of trashcans?
The real fun starts when the fireworks set fire to the treetops.
On the up side, he didn’t lose his luggage.