Your favorite Will Rogers quote isn't my favorite Will Rogers quote.
You’ve no doubt seen the “They’re Happy Because They Eat Lard” meme. I can relate.
“That’s why the good Lord invented ‘Grub Hub’.”
I’m not sure the good Lord invented Grub Hub—at least not the commercials.
Maybe it’s time for Gladys to revisit those.
When sheep have insomnia.
Make it three who didn’t notice it at first.
That would be bad. :-D
“Just be glad the women don’t sport it as well. :3”
I don’t know…that might be fun to see.
“Wrong side for his gall bladder”
Speaking as one who’s been there, that’s fortunate for Gerald.
I’ve done that,