Draw him a better arm!
Have another cup of koolaid!?
An apt punishment: gazing upon something he most desires without getting it.
Lesser artists can become well known. Jimi Hendrix once opened for The Monkeys!
It’s genetic!
Here’s hoping that date is in the distant future.
OH! Blackened Goldfish?
A poorly worded question.
Kids are smelly too. Anyone who has had a classroom full of 2nd graders after a PE can tell you that.
But what is underneath those ratty, moth-eaten, brown socks? A special treasure or another disappointing comic day?
Draw him a better arm!