Chemical engineer (ret.)
The birds are a little friendlier if they realize you aren’t trying to eat them.
The local McD’s has probably been washed away.
But it’s a big tree. And there are several of them.
If you don’t feel comfortable with the hammer, you can use your shoes—whatever they’re called—to pound the nails.
Diligence does that sometimes.
They probably did. But the map doesn’t include info on the quality of the food.
Grannie’s pickup truck is hardly a hot rod. Wishful thinking, I guess.
Inventive uses for drones.
A bit of wished-for incongruity here?