New member of the Landed Gentry (5 acres counts, right?)
Eeeehhh, they’re not home yet.
In Yoo-hoo, veritas.
Ted is the one pitching rocks at the inane conversationalist (whose cell phone has landed on the ground).
it’s the Bar-N-Chain oil that really adds the spice.
Heckuva lunch box.
I was a Halloween prank and my kid brother was an April Fools joke. Or was that the other way around?
Could be a light fixture, but I’m going with a portal generator a la the Star Trek transporter or the shrink generator in “Fantastic Voyage”.
The surf in Kansas is never All-Time.
Should be “Right in the middle of her forehead.”
No, the septic tank was out back ;)