Maybe it hasn’t been thought of before because sea gulls are not native to Japan. (Don’t know if they are or not but that could explain the lack of a Gullzilla.)
Now that I think about it, Gullnado seems more plausible than the you-know-what that did make it to screens (plus sequels). Oh, don’t forget about Cocaine Gull too.
Ya know, with all the schlock coming from self-publishing and independent whatevers, there’s a better than average chance Danae’s script could make it to the screen. . .just another reason to keep the tv OFF. . .
Okay. That wins America’s Funniest Home Videos, or goes viral on YouTube/Tik Tok. But what are you going to do for the rest of the movie’s 90 minutes? Gotta do better than Sam Jackson going on about Snakes On A Plane.
Yep, that’s about right. Gulls are beautiful in the air, but those of us who live where they are ever present know them as nasty, obnoxious, and a menace. The poop is the smallest part of it, but is caustic and substantial. They also eat the young of many species, and food out of the hands of humans. Especially during the time the fledglings are going out of the nest it’s almost impossible to eat outside. They rob food off of outdoor tables, and out of the hands of people walking on the street. Lost part of a sandwich that way about a year ago.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago
The freshest take on the horror genre is coming from Jordan Peele.
Superfrog 6 months ago
No one’s chips are safe.
TexTech 6 months ago
Maybe it hasn’t been thought of before because sea gulls are not native to Japan. (Don’t know if they are or not but that could explain the lack of a Gullzilla.)
Imagine 6 months ago
A crappy idea for a crappy monster.
enigmamz 6 months ago
If they can/will shoot down balloons, surely they take a shot at that.
syzygy47 6 months ago
How about “Gullnado”. Tagline: It’s a real (bleep)storm.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 6 months ago
A gull that size would have snatched his cooler as it went by.
wallylm 6 months ago
Now that I think about it, Gullnado seems more plausible than the you-know-what that did make it to screens (plus sequels). Oh, don’t forget about Cocaine Gull too.
MichaelAxelFleming 6 months ago
There should be a statue of limitations.
Digital Frog 6 months ago
Nobody’s guano pay to see that.
Imagine 6 months ago
And before it dumps on you, it steals your food.
PraiseofFolly 6 months ago
“Ghost Crab Story: Life’s a Beach … and then you Screech!”
sandpiper 6 months ago
Beach must be along the Potomac, east of DC. [Reader’s note: seems to lack a little energy today.]
Bilan 6 months ago
The sequel will be Gullzilla versus The Wiley Bears.
comic4matt 6 months ago
People in Hollywood would be gullible enough to finance it…
Concretionist 6 months ago
If you believe THAT story you’re downright gullible.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 6 months ago
Best poop joke ever!
cdward 6 months ago
It’s a natural for National Lampoon.
daveoverpar 6 months ago
The plop thickens.
Slowly, he turned... 6 months ago
Didn’t Hitchcock do this one already?
phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago
Spoiler alert: In the movie’s end the people capture the bird and execute it with a gull-otine.
Say What? Premium Member 6 months ago
Needs more superheroes for that.
JudyAz 6 months ago
“Look, up in the sky!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
- – - S P L A T !!! – - -
“….. it’s a bird…”
nosirrom 6 months ago
When I was a kid we worried about flying whales.
Birdie, birdie in the sky. Why’d you do that in my eye. Boy I’m glad whales don’t fly.
LadyPeterW 6 months ago
Been done. The Flintstones movie had a Pterydactyl flying over & everybody running for cover b/f it dropped it’s payload.
lalapalooza Premium Member 6 months ago
Lucy looks different. I wonder what is up.
bluephrog 6 months ago
Guano With the Wind???
david_42 6 months ago
Don’t look up!
1953Baby 6 months ago
Ya know, with all the schlock coming from self-publishing and independent whatevers, there’s a better than average chance Danae’s script could make it to the screen. . .just another reason to keep the tv OFF. . .
shlomosports Premium Member 6 months ago
Have you ever actually watched a movie about busting blocks?Maybe the Lego Movie.
kv450 6 months ago
EWWWWWWWWW!!!
edbeat 6 months ago
THAT is coffee through the nose funny! Well done!
paranormal 6 months ago
Blockbuster movies are so easy to write!!!
AZPhinFan 6 months ago
another crappy summer movie
zwilnik64 6 months ago
Okay. That wins America’s Funniest Home Videos, or goes viral on YouTube/Tik Tok. But what are you going to do for the rest of the movie’s 90 minutes? Gotta do better than Sam Jackson going on about Snakes On A Plane.
amaneaux 6 months ago
Starring Steven Seagull
jimboklein 6 months ago
“If the foo sh!ts, wear it.”
I was FRAMED!!!!!! 6 months ago
Hitchcock’s “The Birds” was way ahead of you.
mindjob 6 months ago
Gullzilla has a son, who only farts
GKBOWOOD Premium Member 6 months ago
Imagine what or how much Gullzilla must have to eat to make a poo-bomb that size!!
oakie817 6 months ago
oh this one’s full of …..
mistercatworks 6 months ago
Alfred Hitchcock comes to mind but he was a master of making horror while keeping it clean.
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
Ha! The Dropoff. Coming soon to a Gully near you!
marilynnbyerly 6 months ago
Anyone who has been attacked or pooped on by a bird would be terrified.
Rauderi 6 months ago
Sounds like a load of sh-
royq27 6 months ago
Looks like a load of crap to me…
T... 6 months ago
IJBOL…
Mekoides 6 months ago
When I read this one, all I could think of was the seagull from Wallace the Brave!
Can't Sleep 6 months ago
Nah. That plot will never fly.
CoffeeBob Premium Member 6 months ago
So that’s what happened when Walter Peck went to the beach?
haasmeister 6 months ago
At the beach, anytime someone nearby feeds seagulls, I’m the one who gets splattered.
keenanthelibrarian 6 months ago
Re-working the same theme saves having to think up something new; so put Godzilla in the air? Seems plausible …
Curiosity Premium Member 6 months ago
Yep, that’s about right. Gulls are beautiful in the air, but those of us who live where they are ever present know them as nasty, obnoxious, and a menace. The poop is the smallest part of it, but is caustic and substantial. They also eat the young of many species, and food out of the hands of humans. Especially during the time the fledglings are going out of the nest it’s almost impossible to eat outside. They rob food off of outdoor tables, and out of the hands of people walking on the street. Lost part of a sandwich that way about a year ago.
David Rickard Premium Member 6 months ago
They sorta already did. Look up The Giant Claw (1957)
cracker65 6 months ago
He’s in some deep sh**
Chris Sherlock 6 months ago
MST3K fodder, if it were still on the air.
wesleym81 Premium Member 6 months ago
Sci-fi channel will love it.
eddi-TBH 6 months ago
Oh ick!
JH&Cats 6 months ago
I thought it was the Blancmange.
bakana 6 months ago
The Japanese went with Mothra as their Flying Monster because they were trying to avoid this very scene.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 6 months ago
Sir,the piranhas are eating the guests
cwg 6 months ago
He forgot to bring an offering.
rob.home 6 months ago
This comic has spoiled my lunch (baarff).