Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 19, 2023

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    The freshest take on the horror genre is coming from Jordan Peele.

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    Superfrog  6 months ago

    No one’s chips are safe.

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    TexTech  6 months ago

    Maybe it hasn’t been thought of before because sea gulls are not native to Japan. (Don’t know if they are or not but that could explain the lack of a Gullzilla.)

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    A crappy idea for a crappy monster.

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    If they can/will shoot down balloons, surely they take a shot at that.

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    syzygy47  6 months ago

    How about “Gullnado”. Tagline: It’s a real (bleep)storm.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 6 months ago

    A gull that size would have snatched his cooler as it went by.

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    wallylm  6 months ago

    Now that I think about it, Gullnado seems more plausible than the you-know-what that did make it to screens (plus sequels). Oh, don’t forget about Cocaine Gull too.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  6 months ago

    There should be a statue of limitations.

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    Digital Frog  6 months ago

    Nobody’s guano pay to see that.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    And before it dumps on you, it steals your food.

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    “Ghost Crab Story: Life’s a Beach … and then you Screech!”

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Beach must be along the Potomac, east of DC. [Reader’s note: seems to lack a little energy today.]

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    The sequel will be Gullzilla versus The Wiley Bears.

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    comic4matt  6 months ago

    People in Hollywood would be gullible enough to finance it…

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    If you believe THAT story you’re downright gullible.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 6 months ago

    Best poop joke ever!

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    cdward  6 months ago

    It’s a natural for National Lampoon.

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    daveoverpar  6 months ago

    The plop thickens.

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    Slowly, he turned...  6 months ago

    Didn’t Hitchcock do this one already?

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    Spoiler alert: In the movie’s end the people capture the bird and execute it with a gull-otine.

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    Say What? Premium Member 6 months ago

    Needs more superheroes for that.

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    JudyAz  6 months ago

    “Look, up in the sky!”

    “It’s a bird!”

    “It’s a plane!”

    - – - S P L A T !!! – - -

    “….. it’s a bird…”

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    When I was a kid we worried about flying whales.

    Birdie, birdie in the sky. Why’d you do that in my eye. Boy I’m glad whales don’t fly.

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    LadyPeterW  6 months ago

    Been done. The Flintstones movie had a Pterydactyl flying over & everybody running for cover b/f it dropped it’s payload.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member 6 months ago

    Lucy looks different. I wonder what is up.

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    bluephrog  6 months ago

    Guano With the Wind???

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    david_42  6 months ago

    Don’t look up!

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    1953Baby  6 months ago

    Ya know, with all the schlock coming from self-publishing and independent whatevers, there’s a better than average chance Danae’s script could make it to the screen. . .just another reason to keep the tv OFF. . .

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    shlomosports Premium Member 6 months ago

    Have you ever actually watched a movie about busting blocks?Maybe the Lego Movie.

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    kv450  6 months ago

    EWWWWWWWWW!!!

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    edbeat  6 months ago

    THAT is coffee through the nose funny! Well done!

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    paranormal  6 months ago

    Blockbuster movies are so easy to write!!!

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    AZPhinFan  6 months ago

    another crappy summer movie

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    zwilnik64  6 months ago

    Okay. That wins America’s Funniest Home Videos, or goes viral on YouTube/Tik Tok. But what are you going to do for the rest of the movie’s 90 minutes? Gotta do better than Sam Jackson going on about Snakes On A Plane.

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    amaneaux  6 months ago

    Starring Steven Seagull

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    jimboklein  6 months ago

    “If the foo sh!ts, wear it.”

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  6 months ago

    Hitchcock’s “The Birds” was way ahead of you.

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    Gullzilla has a son, who only farts

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    GKBOWOOD Premium Member 6 months ago

    Imagine what or how much Gullzilla must have to eat to make a poo-bomb that size!!

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    oh this one’s full of …..

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Alfred Hitchcock comes to mind but he was a master of making horror while keeping it clean.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    Ha! The Dropoff. Coming soon to a Gully near you!

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    marilynnbyerly  6 months ago

    Anyone who has been attacked or pooped on by a bird would be terrified.

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    Rauderi  6 months ago

    Sounds like a load of sh-

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    royq27  6 months ago

    Looks like a load of crap to me…

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    IJBOL…

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    Mekoides  6 months ago

    When I read this one, all I could think of was the seagull from Wallace the Brave!

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    Can't Sleep  6 months ago

    Nah. That plot will never fly.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 6 months ago

    So that’s what happened when Walter Peck went to the beach?

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    haasmeister  6 months ago

    At the beach, anytime someone nearby feeds seagulls, I’m the one who gets splattered.

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    Re-working the same theme saves having to think up something new; so put Godzilla in the air? Seems plausible …

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    Curiosity Premium Member 6 months ago

    Yep, that’s about right. Gulls are beautiful in the air, but those of us who live where they are ever present know them as nasty, obnoxious, and a menace. The poop is the smallest part of it, but is caustic and substantial. They also eat the young of many species, and food out of the hands of humans. Especially during the time the fledglings are going out of the nest it’s almost impossible to eat outside. They rob food off of outdoor tables, and out of the hands of people walking on the street. Lost part of a sandwich that way about a year ago.

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    David Rickard Premium Member 6 months ago

    They sorta already did. Look up The Giant Claw (1957)

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    cracker65  6 months ago

    He’s in some deep sh**

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    Chris Sherlock  6 months ago

    MST3K fodder, if it were still on the air.

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    wesleym81 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Sci-fi channel will love it.

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    eddi-TBH  6 months ago

    Oh ick!

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    JH&Cats  6 months ago

    I thought it was the Blancmange.

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    bakana  6 months ago

    The Japanese went with Mothra as their Flying Monster because they were trying to avoid this very scene.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  6 months ago

    Sir,the piranhas are eating the guests

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    cwg  6 months ago

    He forgot to bring an offering.

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    rob.home  6 months ago

    This comic has spoiled my lunch (baarff).

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